For you fetish freaks...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-10 02:24pm

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/porche1.html

I know you guys have some extreme fetishes, but this is just sick.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-02-10 02:34pm

Guuuurrraaavaaay!

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-02-10 02:36pm

Man there are some weirdos out there.

What the hell was he going to do with it anyway?

...when asked if he had discussed his fetish with his girlfriend, Porche said he had not, because "he believed that she would think it would be disgusting."

No shit!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-10 03:19pm

-shrugs- I've heard worse.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-10 03:51pm

How the hell does that get someone off? Ewwww.

Not as bad as the 'crush' fetish, but still nasty. Bleck.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-10 04:01pm

Which crush fetish, Zaia?

The one where women in high heels step on small animals, or the one where small men have enormous fat women on top of them?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-10 04:08pm

The high heel/rodent one. That is so incredibly fucked up.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-10 04:14pm

I thought so. Yeah, that's really sick.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-10 04:57pm

Glad that no one ruined it for me, I am going to read it now.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-10 05:00pm

Not as bad as I expected but still, weirdo.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-10 05:24pm

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-10 06:03pm

OK, don't call me wierd, but I'm not surprised. This is a fairly common, and biologically understandable fetish (think pheromones)

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-10 06:22pm

ah have we stumbled upon ne of your dirty lil secrets innerbrat

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-02-10 06:25pm

I'm not surprised when I hear Innerbrat's comment. Some animals select their mates based on the smell of their urine.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-10 06:25pm

Houma is actually pretty close to me. How odd and sick.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-02-10 06:43pm

That's just......whack?

And the Pheromones thing does make sense...

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-10 06:44pm

And some eat their mate after sex, but that's not kosher either.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-10 06:46pm

David wrote:ah have we stumbled upon ne of your dirty lil secrets innerbrat

Bah, I know about tons of fetishes. You should read about the really weird ones. Compared to those, this is on the same level as age or feet fetishes.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-10 06:49pm

David wrote:ah have we stumbled upon ne of your dirty lil secrets innerbrat

Once again, you'll never know for sure.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2003-02-10 06:55pm

This guy's similar to a freak I saw on Jerry Springer a few years ago. He would go to bars and get girls drunk enough to puke, then collect their vomit in plastic bags. He showed his collection of puke, each bag labeled with the girls name and some going back over several years.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-10 08:58pm

o_O that guy is a little crazy.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-10 09:02pm

That's fucked up. But five years in prison?

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2003-02-10 09:02pm

hit with a felony "ritualistic acts" charge, which carries a maximum of five years in the can

shouldn't this be applicable to the fundies?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-10 09:07pm

um... 5 years prison for collecting a little piss would be slightly overacting.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-02-10 09:47pm

Seggybop wrote:
hit with a felony "ritualistic acts" charge, which carries a maximum of five years in the can
shouldn't this be applicable to the fundies?

NO. They get thrown to the Lions!!!