christianity

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-10 05:31pm

Darth Wong wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Jesus will protect me.
That's what most of the soldiers storming Normandy hoped for. As it turned out, German machine-gun fire did not seem to be affected by their faith in Jesus.

Well actuall, Jesus let others conviently die so our surviving boys could have human shields.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-02-10 05:33pm

Is everybody here athetisit? I am a pilgram in an unholy land. God I love my life!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 05:38pm

Come, Admiral, let us convert the heathens!

Con...vert...the...heathens...

Damn, converting the heathens is rather hard when you can't beat the shit out of them...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-10 07:50pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Come, Admiral, let us convert the heathens!

Con...vert...the...heathens...

Damn, converting the heathens is rather hard when you can't beat the shit out of them...

ahh what being a good christian is all about

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 07:53pm

GAH! EVIL SATANIC HOMOSEXUAL SODOMITE OF DOOM!

Repent!

-smack-

Jesus!

-smack-

Will!

-smack-

Save you!

-smack-

Evil sodomite!

-smack-

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-10 07:57pm

HATE CRIME! HAHA Thanks to overzealous activists, and the double standards in our legal system, my life is worth more than yours

Sure I am still discriminated against in the workplace, but if you touch me, there are stiffer penalties

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 07:58pm

-drags Alyrium south of the Mason-Dixon line-

They'll never convict me, evil sodomite scum!

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-10 07:59pm

*Hands Alyrium a nice, superheating metal pike and heavy duty gloves* Sodomize the fucker.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 08:00pm

Christian brothers! Defend me from Satan!

-Alyrium is drowned in a sea of slack-jawed yokels...-

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-02-10 08:00pm

HemlockGrey wrote:-drags Alyrium south of the Mason-Dixon line-

They'll never convict me, evil sodomite scum!

*Loads rifle, bang, bang, bang* They'll never convict me I just shot myself a them den there ynder Yankee! Hiyuck!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-10 08:03pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Christian brothers! Defend me from Satan!

-Alyrium is drowned in a sea of slack-jawed yokels...-

HELP ME ACLU! *slack jawed yokels beaten back by High priced civil rights lawyers doing pro-bono work.*

Assault charges are pressed in a federal court(you took me over state lines) You are thrown in prison, I then sue you, your entire family is forced to pay fines, and there are now FEDERAL anti-hatecrime laws

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 08:13pm

Yeah, but I have much better hair.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-10 08:15pm

you wont after Buba gets through with you

So what's it like being sold as a sex slave for a pack of cigarettes?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 08:33pm

President Bush grants me an executive pardon, whilst you are arrested on sodomy charges. Sorry!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-10 08:44pm

-snickers- I should save this.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-10 08:54pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:Is everybody here athetisit? I am a pilgram in an unholy land. God I love my life!

Not everyone, no, but a lot are. Enjoy your stay in the Unholy Land. You may find that you like it better than the Holy Land. Over here, there's rampany sexual debauchery, after all.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-10 09:19pm

yeah, they corrupted me and cyril. nasty mean naughty sdnet.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 09:21pm

What are you talking about? I haven't abandoned our Lord and Savoir.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-10 09:23pm

well, neither have I, but you lost your puritan values, and I lost faith in his benevolence. much corrupted, we.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 09:25pm

Puritan values?

Shut up! SHUT UP!

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-02-10 09:25pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:Is everybody here athetisit? I am a pilgram in an unholy land. God I love my life!

The vast majority here are non-Christian, from what I can tell, although I'm not sure how many of those are atheists. There are a few of us Chrisitians around, but you can likely count us on one hand.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-10 09:27pm

HemlockGrey wrote:President Bush grants me an executive pardon, whilst you are arrested on sodomy charges. Sorry!

There are no anti-sodomy laws where I live, not only that but I have my ACLU lawyers to protect me. Bush may have granted you a pardon, but not before you where brutalized in prison. I WIN, YOU LOSE!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-10 09:35pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Puritan values?

Shut up! SHUT UP!

heh heh. you know it;s true.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-10 09:52pm

Tell me*gives Hemlock the psychologist look* Why do you feel that you need a lord and savior? Arent you good enough? Arent you smart enough? Why is it that you feel as if you NEED someone watching over you constantly?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-10 09:55pm

jegs2 wrote:
Admiral Johnason wrote:Is everybody here athetisit? I am a pilgram in an unholy land. God I love my life!
The vast majority here are non-Christian, from what I can tell, although I'm not sure how many of those are atheists. There are a few of us Chrisitians around, but you can likely count us on one hand.

I think there are more than that, but they tend not to venture into the SLAM forum.