The best part is that they're indestructable.antitrek wrote:I'm suprised no-one has mentioned this
moat :A colony of luaggages Now thats feirce!
What beast would guard your fortress?
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Yes they are Indestructable and can swallow anything thrown at them
i would choose
at the gate A Battalion of Welsh Dragons
and also in the moat the Lochness Monster
i would choose
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and also in the moat the Lochness Monster
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Moat Guard:I don't know the name of it, but it has thousands of tentacles with metal razor blades implanted into them and armored skin.
Gate guard: Do you need ro ask? Algammon the Black will do. (lord of the dragons, for those of you who don't know)
Gate guard: Do you need ro ask? Algammon the Black will do. (lord of the dragons, for those of you who don't know)
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Re: What beast would guard your fortress?
jachyra for moat guard. balrog for gate guard.Sea Skimmer wrote:So you've become an evil overlord. You have a fortress of doom similar to mine and now you need something to guard it.
There are two categories, moat guard and gate guard. The moat guard is whatever you place in your moats or equivalent. It must be non sentient. The gate guard may be sentient.
In both cases it must be some creature or beast that's power comes completely or primarily from its biological aspects. A troll with a ax is okay for gate guard, a big mecha with live pilot is not is not.
So what do you chose?
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Let's see....first of all I would have a moat full of pits around my fortress. Each one with a sarlaac.
As for a gate guard....I would say Atma Weapon from FF6.
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As for a gate guard....I would say Atma Weapon from FF6.
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What the hell? This is supposed to be a dead thread. And haven't you people already posted in this thread?
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I see. In that case, I keep the X as my moat guardians, and change the gate guardian to the Omega Pirate from Metroid Prime. He's huge, with a shockwave attack, back-mounted artillery, and can regenerate in the presence of Phazon radiation.XaLEv wrote:It was dead. That it is now being posted in, on topic, shows that there is interest in it, so it is no longer dead.
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