Most bizarre programming language
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Most bizarre programming language
For those of you with programming experience, what language made you go crazy?
For me, it has to be Lisp. Functional programming languages seem bizarre to me.
Any others?
For me, it has to be Lisp. Functional programming languages seem bizarre to me.
Any others?
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I'll forward C++
Its syntax isnt consistant, practically no-one supports the entire language feature-set, error-prone(bugs in programs written for them), overly long development cycle, compilers are almost always very very slow, etc
I never trust a language designed by Committee.
Its syntax isnt consistant, practically no-one supports the entire language feature-set, error-prone(bugs in programs written for them), overly long development cycle, compilers are almost always very very slow, etc
I never trust a language designed by Committee.
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Re: Most bizarre programming language
I think I'll vote Caml in here for the same reason.Defiant wrote:For those of you with programming experience, what language made you go crazy?
For me, it has to be Lisp. Functional programming languages seem bizarre to me.
Any others?
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Anyone use x86 assembler language?
I detested it.
I detested it.
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My sister knows how to use Forth. It's Yoda's favorite programming language.Darth Utsanomiko wrote:My Computational Science teacher mentioned once a langueage known as Forth. I believe when he worked at Apple, there was a (half) joke going around that only masochists programmed using Forth, and only sadists Programmed Forth compilers.
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Ass backwards language is this.Raxmei wrote:My sister knows how to use Forth. It's Yoda's favorite programming language.Darth Utsanomiko wrote:My Computational Science teacher mentioned once a langueage known as Forth. I believe when he worked at Apple, there was a (half) joke going around that only masochists programmed using Forth, and only sadists Programmed Forth compilers.
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