The Vagina Carrot...

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The Vagina Carrot...

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Proving once again that you can truly find anything on ebay, I present to you the carrot with a vagina. Also note the obscene price that the bidding has gone up to.
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I'd just love to see the bidder refuse to buy it, and then be sued for millions.
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The guy who`s selling this is a moron and the buyers are fooling around with him.
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Too bad this will be yanked for having too high a price. Be nice if EBay would instead hold assholes like that to the bids they make.
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Current bid: US $99,999,999.00
Yikes. :shock:
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I think it's all a gag. The seller puts it up as a gag, and the buyers bid on it knowing it's a gag.
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Wow, a vegetable that swings both ways.

You know, Ebay charges a percentage of final bid fee to the seller....
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And then the buyer holds the bidder to his bid, thus royally screwing over the bidder.
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You gotta wonder about the age of the seller. Especially since he only BELIEVES it to be life-sized. No real idea then. :D
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HemlockGrey wrote:I'd just love to see the bidder refuse to buy it, and then be sued for millions.
Naw, he'll just lose that screenname on ebay.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I think it's all a gag. The seller puts it up as a gag, and the buyers bid on it knowing it's a gag.
I wouldn't believe that if the seller said
OK this auction has obviously gone completely out of control. Obviously many of the bids are apparently a joke. Please remember winning bidder will have to comply with any and all eaby rules. If you are not a serious bidder please retract your bid ASAP. Any legitimate bid that goes over $100,000 I will personally deliver the carrot.
I think the seller's for real and not the buyers heh. LoL

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hehe I can just imagine what he's been doing with it.
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As Sonnenburg mentioned, it's a 2-way carrot. He can fuck the carrot, or he can use the carrot to fuck himself in the ass. :lol: :D
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I would also like to add that The Vagina Carrot makes a great name for a feminist band.
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AHehahEHaHehaHAHhAHEHa...
Stupid Carrot-Selling Dispshit wrote:This carrot is totally bizarre dug it up last week could not believe my eyes a carrot with a vagina. It is approximately six inches long. I believe to be life size.
ROTFL!!!!!! :lol:



BTW, that's the scariest fucking vagina I've ever seen in my life... Eww.
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Now, the question becomes: How was this found in the first place?
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XaLEv wrote:Now, the question becomes: How was this found in the first place?
Yes. Aerius, what were you looking for on eBay when you came across this? :twisted:
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I think the veggie fetish has turned to the male side now.... :shock:
Holy fuck, one ugly 'gina there, carrot top. :lol:
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Sonnenburg wrote:I would also like to add that The Vagina Carrot makes a great name for a feminist band.
Duly noted.
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David wrote:hehe I can just imagine what he's been doing with it.
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Zaia wrote:


BTW, that's the scariest fucking vagina I've ever seen in my life... Eww.
No shit. Do you have ANY idea what sights like that do to the mind of a homosexual???
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Zaia wrote:


BTW, that's the scariest fucking vagina I've ever seen in my life... Eww.
No shit. Do you have ANY idea what sights like that do to the mind of a homosexual???
Um, I'm hetero, and that's not doing anything good for me, either.
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neoolong wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Now, the question becomes: How was this found in the first place?
Yes. Aerius, what were you looking for on eBay when you came across this? :twisted:
I blame the weirdos over at the Head-fi forums for bringing this perversion to my attention. See Here.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Seriously, who would spend a fortune on a carrot with a vagina? Why not look at an actual one?
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