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Woo hoo. I have just remembered that 5 minutes ago I was born into this world 35 years ago.
I'm 35, so please don't confuse the old heezer.

Happy Birthday to me... 8)
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Happy Birthday, dammit! :mrgreen:

Someone call a stripper; I call dibs on going home with her afterwards! :D
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Happy birthday, you old hound!

Waitaminit-- I'm an old hound! On the 28th, I join you in geezerdom!

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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Happy Birthday, dammit! :mrgreen:

Someone call a stripper; I call dibs on going home with her afterwards! :D
Yay.... me and my friends are going to a strip club today at 7am or so....
Whoo!
Naked girls!
Lap dances!
What more could an old man ask for?

(psst... some more girls too) :wink:
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More birthdays -big day!

Hip papy bthuthdy, Tycho
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*starts up a funky beat*
Hesh (MC Chris [Chris Ward]) wrote:You're one year older, one year wiser,
Rock 'n roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser.
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake,
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great.
You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the p-i-e,
But first blow out the candles and make a wish.
Put a smile on, cuz it's your birthday, bitch!
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Happy Birthday Captain, I hope this trend is still active when my birthday rolls around
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Happy Birthday, best wishes for the day.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fight for the stripper. :twisted:
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Rob Wilson wrote:Happy Birthday, best wishes for the day.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fight for the stripper. :twisted:
Can't. Dibs is dibs. It's the Golden rule.
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Now now, there's no need to fight. There are enough strippers for everybody; I've made sure of it.

Bring on the ecdysiasts!
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Robert Treder wrote:Now now, there's no need to fight. There are enough strippers for everybody; I've made sure of it.
Well as long as I get 2 or 3 decent ones I'll be happy for the night.
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Happy Birthday, best wishes for the day.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fight for the stripper. :twisted:
Can't. Dibs is dibs. It's the Golden rule.
You can't call dibs on strippers. The golden rule at parties with strippers and alcohol is that there is always a fight over the stripper.

However as there are a multitude of strippers here (damn but Rob Treder knows how to organise a party! :twisted: ) I'll takemy 2 or 3 and leave the rest for everyone else. :wink:
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Oh frabjous day-not only is Tycho older'n me, I get a stripper to boot :o :D

This calls for a

VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TYCHO :D

Have fun :D
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Yo! Happy Birthday ya ol' coger!

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OLD MAN! :D

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Rob Wilson wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Happy Birthday, best wishes for the day.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fight for the stripper. :twisted:
Can't. Dibs is dibs. It's the Golden rule.
You can't call dibs on strippers. The golden rule at parties with strippers and alcohol is that there is always a fight over the stripper.

However as there are a multitude of strippers here (damn but Rob Treder knows how to organise a party! :twisted: ) I'll takemy 2 or 3 and leave the rest for everyone else. :wink:
Hey Rob, you should have been to the B-day party I was at this last weekend. it went further thatn strippers... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

PS, Happy B-Day Captain Tycho. :wink:
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Happy Birthday, Cap'n.

*grabs a beer, eats some cake, mingles a bit, then takes a couple stippers home with him*
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Thank you guys.
Man, I tell ya, tonight me and my buddies had a blast....
Booze, butts, and beyond..... :twisted: :twisted:
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LOL...cool

And Happy Birthday old timer :D
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Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday. :D
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Happy birthday, sweetie! *kisses cheek* I'm glad you had a fabulous time. :D
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You're still not forgiven, but Happy Birthday, dammit!! :mrgreen:
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