'Dude! You're getting a cell'

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html

good, now maybe this annoying shit will go away.
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Heh, nice to see you read the article. He was charged with a misdemeanor.

Regarding the issue: well, he wasn't nicknamed "Stoner Steve" for nothing.
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Finally, that guy was getting piss annoying.
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And if they convict him, may the judge please refrain from ending it with: "Dude, you're going to Jail!"
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I'm not in the least bit suprised.
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Arg he annoys me so much. Now that this is out maybe Dell will cease running the commercials.
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I so called this.
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yeah yeah Cyril whatever. I actually expected the guy to die in a drive by shooting.
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Would his last words be "dude*cough*...I'm going to hell."
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muhahahahaha thats freakin funny!
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The Yosemite Bear wrote: Would his last words be "dude*cough*...I'm going to hell."
LOL, that is a really good one. I bet you it's probably what he'd say, too, just to piss off the drive-byers
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Dude I could only afford this thanks to Dell....
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This kid knew there wasn't any other way ot stay in the spotlight, other than waiting a few years and going on Celbrity Boxing or something like that.

I feel sorry for his cellmate, having to spend all day with someone that annoying. And in jail, he'll probably have a mnental breakdown and say "Dude, you're getting a Dell" over and over again.
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"Dude, it wasn't mine! I was holding it for Ellen Feiss."
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Durandal wrote:"Dude, it wasn't mine! I was holding it for Ellen Feiss."
LOL

Probably not, though. I bet Feiss does crack, not MJ. She's just that much dumber than the Dell Dude.
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Ok, can this be the last of the "Dude...you're..." lines? *Drumroll* Dude, you're getting ridden bareback.

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Robert Treder wrote:
Durandal wrote:"Dude, it wasn't mine! I was holding it for Ellen Feiss."
LOL

Probably not, though. I bet Feiss does crack, not MJ. She's just that much dumber than the Dell Dude.
I'd have to say Steven is by far the more annoying one. Feiss you can laugh a little at. Steven you just cringe at.
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"Dude, you've been arrested for a victimless crime!" Har dee har har.
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I actually dislike the Dell guy's brother more or at least as much as him.
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