Thirty years from now...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-11 10:03pm

Not after the health Nazi's took over everything.

Strangely the Voluntary Penal worlder's life span will be 5x that of a person living in the department of Heealth, what with enforced Donations and the ungodly scuicide rate.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-02-11 11:02pm

*looks out at the wrecked wasteland that was once Earth* Sigh.. my daughter, back when I was a horny teenager, Earth was a beautiful place to live in, with green trees in the spring and summer and red trees in the autumn and naked trees in the winter. Now all the trees are naked and dying."

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-12 12:20am

Andrew J. wrote:I'm fairly sure I'll be dead.

*scratches head*

Should I ask, or just let it be?

As for myself, I'll be, what--54? I'll probably have a pretty little cottage with a rocking chair out on the front porch, 17 cats roaming my house, and loud, obnoxious neighbours that have too many parties that I report to the police....

Ya know, or not.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-12 12:24am

How the hell do these damned three seashells work?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-12 12:27am

You and Rebecca absolutly spoiling the boy's kids.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-12 01:10am

This is freakier than shit!!! Just this morning I was talking with a guy in my art class about this old guy that comes out and tells us these creepy old guy stories. So during that smoke break I was going on about get this, 'hovercars'. Not only that, if we'd wear old guy flanel shirts or be hip. Like, I'll go buy some oversized ecko gear and keep it sealed for the next 30 years then break it out. lol

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-12 01:14am

I remember when we were using 28k modems... You kids should be thankful for what you have.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-12 01:33am

See this?

*holds up a shiny plastic disk with a weird wavy multicolored swastika-esque symbol on it*

This is a Windows CD-ROM, made by a company called MicroSoft before they joined with terrorists calling themselves RIAA and Al Qaeda, formed the Al Qaeda Empire, and nuked Washington, San Francisco, Paris, Moscow, and Amsterdam; starting World War 3. Before the War, people used to have to pay over $200 for these. Now they're illegal to even possess.

*clenches his fist, crushing the disk into a hundred pieces*

*distant machine-gun and plasma-rifle fire*

Excuse me, I got a few Micropenis Terrorists to rail...

*picks up Railgun, boots its NanoLinux-based targeting system, connects the command leads to his cybernetic interface ports, loads the weapon with a clip of DU slugs, and steps out of the bunker... Sn0 then proceeds to take out the enemy commanders with the inhuman precision only seen in a perfectly-maintained cyborg running Linux...*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-12 02:12pm

I would only be in my mid-40's 30 years from now, and I might have some kids. If I'm lucky, I would be rich too.

"Back in my days, we didn't have numbers for last names, fly Flash Gordon rockets, or wear tight spacesuits with antannae! Yes, my days were a lot less gay!"

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2003-02-12 02:19pm

Back in my day, son, we had these things called fossil fuels...but they all ran out & thats why we use dead people to oil our hover buttplugs...

or

Back in my day lad we had PROPER soylent green burgers, not these pappy little things you get these days...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-12 02:25pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:You and Rebecca absolutly spoiling the boy's kids.

Speaking of that, Mike will be 63 thirty years from now. Do you think he would still be into anal sex then?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-12 02:28pm

Viagra or something better will still be available....

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2003-02-12 02:28pm

I shudder to think of an anus after 30 years of 'over' use...

gah

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-02-12 02:29pm

Back 'ent Ma day, Microsoft only ran 'teh computer industry...who'da thunk dae'd run t'world?

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-02-12 03:15pm

"30 years ago, believe it or not, there were still cars with stick-shifts. The ONLY true way to drive is with manual gears....
That was, before they were banned as assault weapons"

salm wrote:CADing plueprints for a third WTC?

That's mean.

I like

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-13 07:05am

DocHorror wrote:I shudder to think of an anus after 30 years of 'over' use...

gah

Ewww...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-02-13 07:21am

30 years? i'll be leading a company of three eyed hunchbacks armed with spears in a glorious WW IV campaign to capture a bombed out food mart

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-13 11:24am

"We stand here in rememberance of Frank Hipper, saviour of us all. Let us reflect on his inumerable virtues, inspiring vices, and manly beauty. On this bittersweet day, as the population of the world weeps with the sense of loss, but is uplifted by the humorous irony of his sacrifice, let us not forget his imortal last words, 'See, I told you it was safe.'"

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-13 11:59am

You call this music?

One of these days I'm going to take to the V&A -there you can see this thing called a guitar.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-02-13 01:29pm

30 years from now I will be 61. I hope to have socked away the money for retirement.

I will be able to laugh at all the foolish young investors who are riding the next bubble. I will warn the youngin's that this is a buble Ive seen it before! They will laugh at me as they trade on there wireless PDA's with OC-48 connections. But then it will all crash and grandpa will be king! Muwahahah.

Seriously, though I will rememer when California was just crowded and not fucking overflowing. I can tell the youning's that I remember a time when almost nobody had computer in the home, car, or school.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-13 01:35pm

Darth Wong wrote:How the hell do these damned three seashells work?

BEEEP!

You have been fined five credits for use of profanities in a clean air zone.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-13 02:43pm

Back in my day, America lead the world's Space programme and had an economy based on technological innovation. The universities of Science like MIT were kings and religion was a joke.... My how times have changed. *Translated from the world language of Chinese*

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-13 02:46pm

Darth Wong wrote:How the hell do these damned three seashells work?

Damn but those Lycra clad Policewomen stir my plasteel heart. Come over here young lady and I'll show you a real Pacifying rod *frantically activates viagra implant*.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-13 05:18pm

Something else has come into my mind: What if it turns out that in 30 years, this board's still up and we're still posting here?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-13 06:01pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Something else has come into my mind: What if it turns out that in 30 years, this board's still up and we're still posting here?

Neuro-connected, 3-D, Full sense BBS boards with virtual feedback systems so Flaming takes a more literal sense.

Sadly, we probably won't need the site by then as B&B wouldhave run Trek so far into the ground nobody will have watched it for the past 29 years.