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Words fail me... :shock: :shock:
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EmperorMing wrote:Words fail me... :shock: :shock:
...yet my dick does not. :twisted: :twisted:
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ROTFLMAO!!! I'll have it both ways. I wonder how I can build a nuclear man-cream bomb so I can shove it up Saddam's ass (by remote)?
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You have been bludgeoned to death by a SLAP-HAPPY Christian.

You lose.

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Well, at least they're enjoying themselves. You have to wonder, though... Is this primarily a peace site, or a masturbation site? Or does the fact it has something to do with sexual stimulation automatically render the second purpose the lesser one?
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These people are sullying the noble cause of masturbation with this "peace" nonsense :)
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I'm getting mixed messages... on one hand, they want us to put our guns down and in the other, they want us to take up out guns and stand at attention. :)
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Remember the hunter's excuse for getting caught masturbating:

"I wasn't playing with myself in the shower! I was just cleaning it, and it went off!"
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Darth Wong wrote:Remember the hunter's excuse for getting caught masturbating:

"I wasn't playing with myself in the shower! I was just cleaning it, and it went off!"
LMFAO!!! I actually used that excuse a couple times too... :shock:
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Darth Wong wrote:Remember the hunter's excuse for getting caught masturbating:

"I wasn't playing with myself in the shower! I was just cleaning it, and it went off!"
I can imagine some teenager in a fundie household in W. Virginia or something actually using that as an 'excuse' for masturbating.
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Is it just me or is the kitten population suddenly forming a pro-Iraq militia?
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Spyder wrote:Is it just me or is the kitten population suddenly forming a pro-Iraq militia?
Bwuhahahahahaha!!! God seems a little busy letely, eh? :wink: :twisted:
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Darth Wong wrote:These people are sullying the noble cause of masturbation with this "peace" nonsense :)
I cum in peace... :P
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Post by XaLEv »

EJACULATE ON IRAQ FROM ORBIT!

FLATTEN BAGHDAD WITH KINETIC KILL SPOOGE WARHEADS!

THE EUPHRATES SHALL RUN WHITE!



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XaLEv wrote:

THE EUPHRATES SHALL RUN WHITE!



:P :twisted:
Yuk!! :shock:

And anyone who washes in there would be taking a sperm bath....

I think I now need mental counseling for that mental image...
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enough of that shit, i'm starting my own club

FUCK FOR WAR

any takers? :lol:
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Col. Crackpot wrote:enough of that shit, i'm starting my own club

FUCK FOR WAR

any takers? :lol:
Get me some redheads or suicide blonds and I would be interested... :twisted:
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I'll test them before they make the offical decloaration for peace. How does that sound? :P
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:I'll test them before they make the offical decloaration for peace. How does that sound? :P
Make sure they swallow first... :twisted: :P :twisted: :P
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ROFL man, Jerk your way through it! Took me three tries to finally finish that off...
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