Worst painting ever (political)

[Gramzamber]

So the liberal left controls the media, and liberal secular professors control all education?
What parallel world did this artist come from, and can I go there?

[Ritterin Sophia]

So the pregnant woman is supposed to be evil?

No, she's good. All of those people have annotations if you click on the picture and mouse around the detailed version.

Yes, I know. Which is why I was questioning the idea that the left/right sides were intended as some sort of good/evil division.

Well she was a dirty whore who got pregnant before she married, she was also thinking of murdering an innocent baby, so it's more Right=Right Left=Wrong.

[Gramzamber]

Well she was a dirty whore who got pregnant before she married, she was also thinking of murdering an innocent baby, so it's more Right=Right Left=Wrong.

Given the description it seems more like she's the only ray of hope in the dank, dark, evil pit of despair she's in.
Notice how the evil lawyers, journalists, politicians and Emperor Palpatine swarm around her ready to force her to abort her precious holy gift of a baby given by GOD.

[That NOS Guy]

What I can't wrap my mind around is the near constant contradictions in the painting. One of many examples:

"Teddy Roosevelt, patroit, believed in strong Federal Government and foreign policy." Then, literally inches away the artist bemoans Hunter vs. Lessee which establishes Federal legal supremacy. Crazy I can deal with, inconsistent and contradictory is just annoying.

[Keevan_Colton]

Oh, the next best thing to an artillery salute as a memorial for Gandhi...let's make the modern soldier a memorial for Martin Luther King, because he was all about violent means to solve disputes...

[Pint0 Xtreme]

Luckily there are some fun parodies of it.

A cartoonist made his own annotations.

Where "Satan" used to be, the new annotation is "Emperor Palpatine".

[Ritterin Sophia]

Yeah... you'd think someone around here would've noticed.

Given the description it seems more like she's the only ray of hope in the dank, dark, evil pit of despair she's in.
Notice how the evil lawyers, journalists, politicians and Emperor Palpatine swarm around her ready to force her to abort her precious holy gift of a baby given by GOD.

[Tanasinn]

I saw this a week or so back on /tg/ - or rather, saw the Cthulhu one and then the Christ-crazy version.

The Cthulhu one is legitimately cool.

[Anguirus]

There are lots of things wrong with this painting, but the one that stands out most to me is that Frederick Douglass is waaaaaay in the back there, while for some reason Christa McAuliffe is front-and-center. Let's think about the relative historical importance and contributions of those individuals. Not that McAuliffe isn't someone who deserves remembrance, but she doesn't leap to mind when thinking of the most important figures of our history.

Also, something sounds off about him not being allowed to use King's image. Suppose it's possible, but since when are images of MLK tightly regulated? He's a (dead) public figure.

[Stark]

Is there a reason why Jesus is wearing Aragorn's shirt? What's with the symbol of Minas Tirith?

[Cyborg Stan]

Mr Hollywood :
Responsible for "Beverly Hills Chihuahua." Condemned to Hell.

US Marine :
Kicked out of the military for being gay

Yeah, it seems someone is changing it as I keep viewing.

EDIT : Damnit, I'm an idiot. Still funny.

[Havok]

I must have retyped this reply like six times. I just couldn't find the words or humor to appropriately describe my reactions to this. So, I'll just say wow.

[Darth Wong]

I must have retyped this reply like six times. I just couldn't find the words or humor to appropriately describe my reactions to this. So, I'll just say wow.

It's like actually seeing the world through the eyes of a Republitard.

[Frank Hipper]

Is there a reason why Jesus is wearing Aragorn's shirt? What's with the symbol of Minas Tirith?

As loony as this fucktarded creator of "Fine Art" is, it's probably the Tree Of Liberty waiting to be watered with the Blood Of Patriots.

[Havok]

I must have retyped this reply like six times. I just couldn't find the words or humor to appropriately describe my reactions to this. So, I'll just say wow.

It's like actually seeing the world through the eyes of a Republitard.

I guess living in the Bay Area... I just don't run into these people. I said it in another thread... they are like a myth to me. It is just such a ridiculous viewpoint it is hard to believe it is real.

[Gramzamber]

No no no that tree is Yggdrasil the Norse world tree.
Yes that's right it's JESUS THE VIKING. Horned helmet and hammer not shown.

[Vehrec]

There are lots of things wrong with this painting, but the one that stands out most to me is that Frederick Douglass is waaaaaay in the back there, while for some reason Christa McAuliffe is front-and-center. Let's think about the relative historical importance and contributions of those individuals. Not that McAuliffe isn't someone who deserves remembrance, but she doesn't leap to mind when thinking of the most important figures of our history.

Also, something sounds off about him not being allowed to use King's image. Suppose it's possible, but since when are images of MLK tightly regulated? He's a (dead) public figure.

What does she deserve remembrance for in particular? Being a tragic victim of NASA not understanding the risks of its own launch vehicle? She died in what could be described as a hyped-up vehicular failure. A space-bus accident. Thousands of car crashes every year are more tragic than her because they're less likely. She's such a marginal figure, I didn't even know her name and I will have forgotten it by tomorrow.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Damn all this time, I thought that Jesus was a Cimmerian, who trampled great jeweled evil Roman Cities under his Sandeled feet. or was that Conan...

We still need someone to make Conan Jesus just to parody them....

[Executor32]

[Coyote]

I liked how the point that made Kennedy "great" is his quote, "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country".

But that is SOCIALISM!!!

[Anguirus]

There are lots of things wrong with this painting, but the one that stands out most to me is that Frederick Douglass is waaaaaay in the back there, while for some reason Christa McAuliffe is front-and-center. Let's think about the relative historical importance and contributions of those individuals. Not that McAuliffe isn't someone who deserves remembrance, but she doesn't leap to mind when thinking of the most important figures of our history.

Also, something sounds off about him not being allowed to use King's image. Suppose it's possible, but since when are images of MLK tightly regulated? He's a (dead) public figure.

What does she deserve remembrance for in particular? Being a tragic victim of NASA not understanding the risks of its own launch vehicle? She died in what could be described as a hyped-up vehicular failure. A space-bus accident. Thousands of car crashes every year are more tragic than her because they're less likely. She's such a marginal figure, I didn't even know her name and I will have forgotten it by tomorrow.

That's kinda what I was getting at...however, quite a few people (including my parents) are still really sensitive about the Challenger explosion, and people tend to remember that it claimed the life of a "non-professional" astronaut who hadn't lived a life confronted with such risk. So I don't want to be too flip here.

But yeah, she's not actually historically important and it's boggling why she's there, except that she lets him get a two-in-one bankshot of "went to space" and "white woman schoolteacher-martyr."

[TC Pilot]

Ah yes, when one thinks of "shameful" Supreme Court rulings, Marbury v. Madison and Gibbons v. Ogden really springs to mind....

Way before Dred Scott or Plessy v. Ferguson.

[Stofsk]

*snip*

Jesus as a body builder is so much more impressive than 'slender white guy nailed to a cross'.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Hold on I think I've found the right image for fundy warrior christ.



There we go, in a few seconds he will be killing a buzzard with his teeth and then rising from the dead ot kill Thulsa Doom the evil black from kenya whose not really the president.....

[Stark]

Jesus as a body builder is so much more impressive than 'slender white guy nailed to a cross'.

The real question raised for me is 'will Jesus let the White City fall'?

I think the answer is clear.