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Damaramu wrote:T'Pol, Tuvok, Sarek, and Spock get to see:

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they actually did show that one on MST3000 already, I saw that episode, the movie was really awful but the episode was very funny.
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Death from the Sea wrote:they actually did show [Final Justice] on MST3000 already, I saw that episode, the movie was really awful but the episode was very funny.
They've shown Manos already too that someone else suggested. Doesn't mean we can't make our most hated characters watch it as well. :twisted:

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Manos, the hands of fate? Why yes....
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Wesley, Jake Sisko, Tuvok and Riker all get to watch back to back showings of He-Man, The Punisher and I Come In Peace. Three masterpieces from legendary thespian Dolph Lundgren.
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SpyderGS wrote:Wesley, Jake Sisko, Tuvok and Riker all get to watch back to back showings of He-Man, The Punisher and I Come In Peace. Three masterpieces from legendary thespian Dolph Lundgren.
Those aren't nearly painful enough; you can actually get a good laugh out of most Dolph movies.
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Geordi, Chakotay and Nog watch Leprechaun 4:In Space
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I say we make them watch Titanic till their eyes pop out. I am refering to my first choice.
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one qick side note on the Final Justice poster : what the hell is the deal with the pastel colors and the scantily clad women near the bottom of the picture, they really did not relate to the movie in anyway.
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They wanted teens to watch it. Duhh.
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Now then for a bit of a twist .Would you allow Crow and Tom Servo to help torture the poor saps like they did Mike?
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Typhonis 1 wrote:Now then for a bit of a twist .Would you allow Crow and Tom Servo to help torture the poor saps like they did Mike?
The more torture inflicted on hated ST characters, the better. :twisted:
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Who set the holodeck for "Plan 9 from Outer Space" and how do the get out of the movie?
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How about we make them watch The Sound of Music and Dr. Dolittle (the second one.)
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Admiral Johnason wrote:How about we make them watch The Sound of Music and Dr. Dolittle (the second one.)
Dolittle? The Eddy Murphy version? Five minutes of his laugh would be more than enough torture. :)
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I say we stop when they start to claw their eyes out.
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The Manos punishment seems fiting, but if that failed to kill them, watching a similar number of hours of "Night in Sickbay" might also be in order...
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Kurgan wrote:The Manos punishment seems fiting, but if that failed to kill them, watching a similar number of hours of "Night in Sickbay" might also be in order...
We want to cause massive amounts of pain, not kill them.
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ok, my picks:

Chakotay, Dr. Bashir, Riker, and Neelix are forced to watch "Pi" until they decide to go the way of the protagonist.
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