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is it not brilliant? another christian link. . .

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http://www.exodusnorthamerica.org/aboutus/

removing your homosexuality from you! praise god. . .
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Am I the only one that noticed that the Fundies believes that praying is a cure all.
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Umm do these fundies know that god created homosexuals becaused they sined :roll:
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This is one of those few Christian sites which actually admit that sexuality is genetically influenced.

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God Emperor wrote:Umm do these fundies know that god created homosexuals becaused they sined
I didn't know that trigonometry was so evil. :lol:
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Ted C wrote:
God Emperor wrote:Umm do these fundies know that god created homosexuals becaused they sined
I didn't know that trigonometry was so evil. :lol:
Does this mean I suck at homosexuality because I suck at math?
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Ted C wrote:
God Emperor wrote:Umm do these fundies know that god created homosexuals becaused they sined
I didn't know that trigonometry was so evil. :lol:
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Ted C wrote:
God Emperor wrote:Umm do these fundies know that god created homosexuals becaused they sined
I didn't know that trigonometry was so evil. :lol:
Does this mean I suck at homosexuality because I suck at math?
Ah, if only I could say that about heterosexuality.
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Yes... and remember, every time you masturbate... god kills a kitten.

please, think of the kittens.
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Tom_Aurum wrote:Yes... and remember, every time you masturbate... god kills a kitten.

please, think of the kittens.
If I masturbate to lesbian porn, does god kills two kittens? :twisted:
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Tom_Aurum wrote:Yes... and remember, every time you masturbate... god kills a kitten.

please, think of the kittens.
If I masturbate to lesbian porn, does god kills two kittens? :twisted:
Probably more. One for you and one for each "actress" in the film. :roll:
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Darth Servo wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Tom_Aurum wrote:Yes... and remember, every time you masturbate... god kills a kitten.

please, think of the kittens.
If I masturbate to lesbian porn, does god kills two kittens? :twisted:
Probably more. One for you and one for each "actress" in the film. :roll:
Well, it depends on how they're having sex. It may not count as masturbation. Therefore, they won't be killing kittens.
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damn. I think I have decimated the kitten population.
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Tom_Aurum wrote:Yes... and remember, every time you masturbate... god kills a kitten.

please, think of the kittens.
What kind of kitten? Ah, no matter. Before the week is out, God and I between us will have guaranteed the extinction of the entire phylum.
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Tom_Aurum wrote:Yes... and remember, every time you masturbate... god kills a kitten.

please, think of the kittens.
I used to work at Animal Control. Imagine how little this line of reasoning affects me.
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