The Colonel's Bitch Session of the Day

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-02-13 11:09am

What the fuck. The government, and the brain trust that is the department of homeland security has issued terrorism survial tips. We all need to go out and buy plastic sheeting and duct tape to protect ourselves from various weapon threats. They have been taking a third of my pay for almost ten years now, and the best fucking thing they can come up with as a solution for terror is go buy duct tape and fucking plastic wrap! Jesus H. Christ! How many billions of dollars did it take to figure that out! AGGGGHHH! Second, the inbred retards that work for the Transportation Security Agency.....why the fuck must they randomly search the grandma's and kids? Meanwhile Mr. Mohammad Al-Whogivesafuck strolls right on through the checkpoint without a second glance. HOW MANY BILLIONS OF DOLLARS DOES THE TSA COST AGAIN? It costs us a hell of a lot more now an dthe only diference is that now secuity people are unionized government employees making twice as much money..... 10000 Illegals cross the Mexican border every day. How many terrorists are hidden among them? But we can't close the border or enfore immigration law because Hispanics might have their feelings hurt. But we still spend billions and billions on agents and equipment so they can sit on their ass and watch the illegals run through Arizona and Texas...AGGGGGGHHHHHH!

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-13 11:12am

I blame the French for immigrants coming into the Uk, and naturally the Welsh!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-02-13 11:27am

Personally, I blame the Welsh for people NOT wanting to come into Britain.

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-13 11:29am

ROFL! Ask any Liverpool/Liverpudlian about the Welsh...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-13 11:40am

Bitch Session of the Day

There seem to be a lot of these recently....

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-13 11:50am

They have been taking a third of my pay for almost ten years now, and the best fucking thing they can come up with as a solution for terror is go buy duct tape and fucking plastic wrap! Jesus H. Christ! How many billions of dollars did it take to figure that out! AGGGGHHH!

Nothing much, several million Pounds by the British during the 20s on the best way to protect your populas incase of a Chemical attack, American and Russia both re-studied it during the 50s along with Radeolical Tets and there was some follow-up studies in the 70s and 80s

Thats just goverment studies not nessary academic studies
And furthermore
Why bitch about it if it works?

Second, the inbred retards that work for the Transportation Security Agency.....why the fuck must they randomly search the grandma's and kids?

Because Children and old people have been used as Sucided Bombers before, you think they are gonna think twice about hiding a gun on Grandma if they are will to strap 50 pounds of high expolives on her?

But we can't close the border or enfore immigration law because Hispanics might have their feelings hurt. But we still spend billions and billions on agents and equipment so they can sit on their ass and watch the illegals run through Arizona and Texas...AGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Pretty true but the fact is, No one is willing to spend the Billions you need to REALY close the border, Hell even good defenses are not perfect or did you not forget the number of fokes who snuck around the Iron Curtian or though it, and no one is suggesting building somthing that large(And effective)