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Location has a lot to do with it. That being said, the best was when my girlfriend and I were in the basement of her parent's house. We had to be extra quiet, which made the big O even that more enjoyable.
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Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
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Utsanomiko
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Well, considering I've only got myself to play with (hey, it's an Iowan univeristy, it's not exactly the best place to find smart women who aren't totally nutso or femnazis 
), my only experiences are essentially stress relief, and I don't keep track of them. But I still gotta let my peeps in on my best ones I've had. 
Generally, I can do fine without visual aids, but of course it's more enjoyable with some good ol' fashion porn. It's when I've downloaded a lot of porn; past the point where I lose track of individual chicks' pictures and it all gets muddle, and closer to the point when there's so much of it (thank you, interent!) it's the only thing I can keep on my mind. By then I'm really turned on, obviously, but instead I just keep looking though it to hold and sustain that point, so by the time I actually whip out Mr. Happy, well, let's just say he is very happy, indeed.
Massive Ammounts of Porn will probably keep me busy untill I find the elusive Smart Sex-Kitten around here.
), my only experiences are essentially stress relief, and I don't keep track of them. But I still gotta let my peeps in on my best ones I've had. Generally, I can do fine without visual aids, but of course it's more enjoyable with some good ol' fashion porn. It's when I've downloaded a lot of porn; past the point where I lose track of individual chicks' pictures and it all gets muddle, and closer to the point when there's so much of it (thank you, interent!) it's the only thing I can keep on my mind. By then I'm really turned on, obviously, but instead I just keep looking though it to hold and sustain that point, so by the time I actually whip out Mr. Happy, well, let's just say he is very happy, indeed.
Massive Ammounts of Porn will probably keep me busy untill I find the elusive Smart Sex-Kitten around here.By His Word...
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That's why you take a break after the fourth one.
My best orgasm to date? All I remember is that it was within the past year, and involved plenty of porn.
My best orgasm to date? All I remember is that it was within the past year, and involved plenty of porn.
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Utsanomiko
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doesn't completely rule out the possibility. "Madamme Butterfly" sure fooled that one guy, then again he was French.EmperorMing wrote:Umm, no in the *extreme*...!innerbrat wrote:Not Einhander, by ant chance?EmperorMing wrote:Let's see; with a certain redhead parked behind a nightclub...
This one was *definatley* female...
I kept wanting to play "horsey" with her hair...
Besides, we don't really know how far Einy will go for a cute guy...By His Word...
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LOL!! If you guys only knew...Darth Utsanomiko wrote:doesn't completely rule out the possibility. "Madamme Butterfly" sure fooled that one guy, then again he was French.EmperorMing wrote:Umm, no in the *extreme*...!innerbrat wrote: Not Einhander, by ant chance?
This one was *definatley* female...
I kept wanting to play "horsey" with her hair...
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As they say, too much of a good thing can turn into a very bad thing. If you're getting to the point where it starts to hurt during climax, and then when you eventually can't even maintain an erection, it's time to just fucking stop.UltraViolence83 wrote:Once during that great time known as puberty, I whacked off 7 times in a row. It took forever, and it fucking hurt where it's supposed to feel good.
A little more detail into my best one. It was kind of like a steady stream, and for a brief second I thought that I might have stopped coming and started urinating. It was also at least twice as much as my usual, um..."releases" are. Maybe I just happened to be doing it right that day, I don't know.
Speaking of puberty, I think I started masturbating when I was 13, and started actually ejaculating a few months later within the year. Even remember the conditions of my first time, but that's none of your business.
Oh, and...
Post 4000.
How lovely that it was basically a TMI post, too.
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