I wonder how much longer it will be until conservatives forget who he was at all and then "rediscover" him several years later and paint this rosy picture of what his administration was like, having forgotten anything that reflected badly on him.
Well the man did free a country from fascism, in a period of weeks.
He was an approachable man. A man you could have a beer with. As long as you were a confirmed legacy member of one of the many, many country clubs he was a member of.
He was the type of guy who took it easy, spending fully over a third of his 8 year administration on vacation.
He made sure terrorists did not attack our country a third time.
His administration was willing to do
anything to protect the country from terrorism, even if it was necessary to create connections linking actual terrorists to people who looked like terrorists and therefore were terrorists.
He monitored the phone calls and emails of dangerous Americans for the public safety, not risking compromise by notifying proper channels and the custodians of the legal system.
He passed legislation that made school systems raise an entire generation of students that where experts at memorizing facts and regurgitating them onto sheets of paper, even when they didn't really understand the relevance of those facts or how to appropriately and consistently attribute and develop their conclusions.
He made sure that the entire global community understood that America was an uncompromising beacon of just-us, willfulness, and righteousness.
He brought faith back into the office by holding weekly conferences with righteous men of the cloth; who had personally taken it upon themselves to experience the depredations and perversions of the world to better understand the essence of sin.
Oh, and fags didn't get married, nipped that turd soon as it breached: defending this country from an endless flow of bestiality, pedophilia, necrophilia, robotphilia, and any other perversion of Gods obvious design for what you should be doing with your genitalia in a committed relationship.
He and his administration raised the dialogue of this country to red-white-and blue phallus-wavery, that measured the mettle (A.K.A Masculinity) of arguments, ideas, and policy by how. . .Deluged with nationalism it's supporters were: never hesitating to label critics and nay-sayers as traitors and rebels for having the audacity to disagree on how to monitor, regulate, order, and develop a 13,000,000,000,000 dollar country: with the mightiest military the world has ever seen. Especially when those critics and nay-sayers had fought in a war that Bush, Cheney, and other members of his cabinet sought dozens of deferments from having to enter conflict: That they might hold a more unbiased view of the sacrifice of American lives in times of armed freedom-growing missions.
He also carefully oversaw the coming of the recession, and acted valiantly to ward it off by opening an endless spigot of money to wash away the filth that bogged down our investments: not wasting valuable time in developing oversight or pointless regulation brackets that would sap the freedom and potency of the glorious free market.
He passed laws that made sure that the obscenely rich got to keep obscenely vast sums of money, even after death to hand down to deserved children who would never have to work a day in their lives or ever develop value to society, as opposed to investing that money in soft liberal, socialist, communist faggot shit like more public-transportation, more hippy, satanic, academia, research, voodoo, or greedy money-grubbing bureaucracy laden public-works.
And poor people got to keep more bread-crumbs as well.
He passed laws that defended the natural order from the depredation of science even when people begged the federal government for funding of a treatment that could potentially keep countless citizens healthy and productive: thereby depriving insurance companies, pharmaceutical companies, and coffin companies from profits.
Indeed this country would be fucked if not for the foresight and wisdom of the younger Bush. The Reading president. Who was so magnificent in his stewardship of our country that he totally saved us from that Black Muslim fella that came next and got bogged down in two wars, and oversaw one of the highest levels of unemployment this country had ever seen, and oversaw legislation which cost almost a sixth of our economy! Oh, and his wife dressed like a stripper.
Truly, he was an American Hero. Up their with Reagen, Taft, Cleavland, Nixon, or Washington.
God bless our War-Hero President. Our School Reformer. Our Free Market Capitalist.
God Bless America!
Our posturing, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are all challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. -Carl Sagan
Creation and implementation of the Scientific Method. It's the one tool that unlocked our ability to realize our potential for discovering and unlocking all others. -Singular Intellect
