What would you do if you met God?

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Id ask him if he had any Sins to confess.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.

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I'd ask him to create a rock he couldn't lift.
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Ask her to sign my copy of Jagged Little Pill :twisted:
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Ask which way to the orgy and divine ambrosia. I want to start partying for rest of eternity right away.
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If the Christian God: smake Him/Her/It upside the head and ask, "what the hell is wrong with you!?"

If the God I hope is up there: Deep philosophical discusions followed by asking him to PLEASE try and set those thrice damned fanatics straight.
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What does God need with a starship?
To travel the galaxy creating living beings and torturing them for a few laughs, and then piss on them whenever they tick you off.
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Slayen wrote:If the Christian God: smake Him/Her/It upside the head and ask, "what the hell is wrong with you!?"

If the God I hope is up there: Deep philosophical discusions followed by asking him to PLEASE try and set those thrice damned fanatics straight.
that's one I'd agree with, tho the first one I'd say 'if the christian god I beleive in'
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I'd ask Him why bad things happen to good people. If he had to think about it, I'd punch Him in the face.
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Hmmm...
  1. Ask for the ultimate computer.
  2. Try to get free will re-installed. It seems to have gotten corrupted...
  3. Ask if any SF novels got "it" right.
  4. Get the Perfect Cup of Coffee.
  5. Get some sushi.
  6. Ask why, if there was only one true god, there were many one, true religions.
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Please pass the lightning bolts. :twisted:
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BF "Mr. God lay down on the sofa please. Is it comfortable?"

God "Yes."

BF "Good... I know you're filled with problems."

God "Who told you?"

BF "I'm living in your creation..."

God "Oooops...I'm sorry about that..."

BF "No matter....As for your problems...Do you want to talk about them?" :twisted:
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