God is angry with Pat Robertson

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-02-14 11:15am

Taken from my local newspaper, this is an AP story.

Virginia Beach, Va-
Religious broadcaster, Pat Roberston said Thursday he has prostate cancer and will undergo surgery to remove his prostate gland.

Roberston, 72, made the announcement on his “700 Club” television program. He told viewers he was diagnosed shortly after Christmas and tests show the cancer has not spread.

“I am going into surgery on Monday and I would appreciate your prayers,” said Robertson, whose Christian Broadcasting Network is based in Virginia Beach. He said he hoped to be back to a full schedule within two weeks.

Roberston said his later brother, Atlanta stockbroker A. Willis “Tad” Robertson, also had prostate cancer. “Tad” Robertson died of lung cancer last year.

I wonder if Pat can see the message.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-14 12:00pm

Of course not. If a gay person has prostate cancer he will conclude that God is punishing him. But if he has prostate cancer, he will conclude that God is "testing" him.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-14 12:21pm

Darth Wong wrote:Of course not. If a gay person has prostate cancer he will conclude that God is punishing him. But if he has prostate cancer, he will conclude that God is "testing" him.

Oh, come on. He'll work the liberal media, feminist, gay-agenda conspiracy to undermine Judeo-Christian morality in somehow. Either that or end-times prophecy.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-02-14 01:32pm

I dont understand, if he is one of the chosen 700 shouldnt he just pray to God to fix his cancer?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-02-14 03:03pm

Is anyone else hoping he doesn't surivive this?

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-02-14 03:04pm

Andrew J. wrote:Is anyone else hoping he doesn't surivive this?

It would serve him right. We're talking about an asshole who got on TV and used 9/11 as an excuse to attack gays and lesbians again.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-02-14 03:11pm

Andrew J. wrote:Is anyone else hoping he doesn't surivive this?

ME...Hopefully he dies slowly and painfully...if anyone deserves that he does.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-02-14 03:38pm

Next: Jerry Falwell.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-02-14 04:34pm

Die Pat, DIE!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-02-14 04:41pm

I was hoping he'd die of AIDS.

Captain Kruger · Post by **Captain Kruger** » 2003-02-14 05:03pm

Andrew J. wrote:Is anyone else hoping he doesn't surivive this?

Absolutely. Come on, cancer! Kill the hypocritical, hatemongering dipshit dead!

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-02-14 07:17pm

I'd rather see him live after removal of his prostate, since there's an excellent chance that the surgery will render him impotent for the rest of his life (and I'd hope that he'd last a long, long time in that state.)

Of course, I can already tell you what the response from the Pentehostiles would be to this one: "Satan has obviously afflicted him to prevent the Lord's work from being done." Oh, how I loathe those assholes...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-14 08:30pm

beyond hope wrote:I'd rather see him live after removal of his prostate, since there's an excellent chance that the surgery will render him impotent for the rest of his life (and I'd hope that he'd last a long, long time in that state.)

Of course, I can already tell you what the response from the Pentehostiles would be to this one: "Satan has obviously afflicted him to prevent the Lord's work from being done." Oh, how I loathe those assholes...

I hope he survives too. In great pain and diminished mental capacity. And speaking of assholes, how is he going to talk out of his if he's shitting in a colostomy bag?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-14 08:33pm

I think he's just going to use his prostate cancer as an excuse to attack gays, feminists, pagans, and the ACLU again.

"They gave it to me!"

After that, he'll probably use it as a sign of the apocalypse.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-02-14 09:53pm

I'd like to see him be found dead after suffering a heart attack during an incounter with a hooker. That would be sweeeeeet.

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2003-02-15 04:28pm

Just who doesn't think this will be turned into another "send us your money so we can do gods work"??.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-02-15 07:01pm

A few idiots at spacebattles didn't see the irony

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-02-15 09:15pm

Well, it looks like he's gonna get the good old anal probe, and we can only hope that they "accidentally" tear his anus.

Captain Kruger · Post by **Captain Kruger** » 2003-02-18 03:54pm

aerius wrote:Well, it looks like he's gonna get the good old anal probe, and we can only hope that they "accidentally" tear his anus.

One can only hope.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-18 03:57pm

Captain Kruger wrote:
aerius wrote:Well, it looks like he's gonna get the good old anal probe, and we can only hope that they "accidentally" tear his anus.
One can only hope.

I doubt they will surely its constant use for talking will have strengthened it......

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-18 03:59pm

Just heard he's expected to make a full recovery, they operated today. Damn....

Captain Kruger · Post by **Captain Kruger** » 2003-02-18 04:03pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Just heard he's expected to make a full recovery, they operated today. Damn....

Oh well. I guess all the sub-human lowlifes in the world can't die at once.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-18 05:42pm

Captain Kruger wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Just heard he's expected to make a full recovery, they operated today. Damn....
Oh well. I guess all the sub-human lowlifes in the world can't die at once.

Well, look on the bright side, you KNOW he's not having any fun!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-18 07:24pm

Virginia Beach, Va-
Religious broadcaster, Pat Roberston said Thursday he has prostate cancer and will undergo surgery to remove his prostate gland.

Roberston, 72, made the announcement on his “700 Club” television program. He told viewers he was diagnosed shortly after Christmas and tests show the cancer has not spread.

“I am going into surgery on Monday and I would appreciate your prayers,” said Robertson, whose Christian Broadcasting Network is based in Virginia Beach. He said he hoped to be back to a full schedule within two weeks.

Roberston said his later brother, Atlanta stockbroker A. Willis “Tad” Robertson, also had prostate cancer. “Tad” Robertson died of lung cancer last year.

I certainly see the message.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-18 09:39pm

I don't suppose the worthless fuckwad is intelligent enough to recognize the irony in his constant bashing of science and secularism, after having his life saved through medical science ...