My gun is bigger!

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

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German Firepower

Welcome back! You and Kenny ever settle yall's differences btw?

[Alyrium Denryle]

Beats all of yours

[Sea Skimmer]

Why would a tank need a silencer??

According to the pic title, it is a armoured mobile howitzer.

It's a Pz2000 155mm howitzer. And they need it because Germany has all sorts of noise registrations on military testing and maneuvers. That’s why Germany and the UK conduct training in America and Canada so often, they don't have domestic ranges they can use with significant sized forces.

[Crayz9000]

~$300,000,000, eh? Nah, a bit rich for an orbital laser. I'd prefer an SS-18 for my mass destruction.

My B-70B stealth Valkyrie's own your puny ICBM's.

How do you propose to stealth the B-70? That thing is, like, fucking huge...

[Sea Skimmer]

~$300,000,000, eh? Nah, a bit rich for an orbital laser. I'd prefer an SS-18 for my mass destruction.

My B-70B stealth Valkyrie's own your puny ICBM's.

How do you propose to stealth the B-70? That thing is, like, fucking huge...

Size has little to do with RCS, its how you shape the craft, a 9,000 ton DDG-51 looks smaller then a 500 ton trawler because of its shape on radar, no RAM is used. However the B-70's shape is also shit for stealth, the inlets could never be passivly protected.


So I'd use active stealth,Ionization shielding also known as plasma shielding, same stuff that cut off communications to reentering Apollo capsules.

In theory you could use it to make a flying cube stealth. Of course it's also not going to be around for 50-100 years according to basically everyone, but the Russians. They've claimed to have it working for years, despite never haven't a bit of proof and experts who have actually built stealth warplanes saying its bull.

It alosh vae a double blind, your own radios or radar wont work. But with todays INS systems, who gives a damn? Plus I'm going mach 3 at 70,000 feet, 90% of the worlds air defences can't hit me without any stealth at all.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

German Firepower

[Black Mage] Leave it to Germans to build a 1000mm cannon to fire a 155mm shell.

[phongn]

~$300,000,000, eh? Nah, a bit rich for an orbital laser. I'd prefer an SS-18 for my mass destruction.

My B-70B stealth Valkyrie's own your puny ICBM's.

Nothing beats a SLAM laden with Neutron bombs for shear redundancy of damage though.

Bah, I'll just fire the Pluto Atomic Cruise Missile at you, preceded by ALBM strikes.

[weemadando]

I give you the replacement to the Crusader program. The "Penis Envy"-type artillery piece.

[Sea Skimmer]

~$300,000,000, eh? Nah, a bit rich for an orbital laser. I'd prefer an SS-18 for my mass destruction.

My B-70B stealth Valkyrie's own your puny ICBM's.

Nothing beats a SLAM laden with Neutron bombs for shear redundancy of damage though.

Bah, I'll just fire the Pluto Atomic Cruise Missile at you, preceded by ALBM strikes.

Pluto and SLAM are the same thing. And my EB-1C's megawank bombers can provide mobile survivable ABM and anti missile defence for my forces.

[weemadando]

Pluto and SLAM are the same thing. And my EB-1C's megawank bombers can provide mobile survivable ABM and anti missile defence for my forces.

But my technowank though controlled variable geometry forward swept wing fighter will own you!

[Sea Skimmer]

Pluto and SLAM are the same thing. And my EB-1C's megawank bombers can provide mobile survivable ABM and anti missile defence for my forces.

But my technowank though controlled variable geometry forward swept wing fighter will own you!

For a couple missions perhaps, then your weapons system with catch fire and the doors with jam and of course the crew will shoot each other in the middle of an air battle while your destroyer forgets about its 30mm CIWS.

Then my uber cargo plane and anti physics armor and shoulder fired tank guns will own your puny ass.

[weemadando]

For a couple missions perhaps, then your weapons system with catch fire and the doors with jam and of course the crew will shoot each other in the middle of an air battle while your destroyer forgets about its 30mm CIWS.

Then my uber cargo plane and anti physics armor and shoulder fired tank guns will own your puny ass.

But what you do not know is that my +5/+5 infallible ECM suite is capable of tricking even dumb-fire weapons into missing.

[Sea Skimmer]

For a couple missions perhaps, then your weapons system with catch fire and the doors with jam and of course the crew will shoot each other in the middle of an air battle while your destroyer forgets about its 30mm CIWS.

Then my uber cargo plane and anti physics armor and shoulder fired tank guns will own your puny ass.

But what you do not know is that my +5/+5 infallible ECM suite is capable of tricking even dumb-fire weapons into missing.

But that won't save you plane from being shot down by my Uzi armed Spec Opts team from "The Delta force, the orginal B special forces moive". A force that's character shields are so powerful, truck, jeeps and M113's piled with terrorists are incapable of even firing at its commander, nor preventing him from wiping out there convoy with a rocket armed motorcycle.

[weemadando]

But that won't save you plane from being shot down by my Uzi armed Spec Opts team from "The Delta force, the orginal B special forces moive". A force that's character shields are so powerful, truck, jeeps and M113's piled with terrorists are incapable of even firing at its commander, nor preventing him from wiping out there convoy with a rocket armed motorcycle.

Pah - do not make me unleash the fury of the "Rambo Balboa" character shield!

He'll be beaten up the first time, but then you better watch out!

[Sea Skimmer]

But that won't save you plane from being shot down by my Uzi armed Spec Opts team from "The Delta force, the orginal B special forces moive". A force that's character shields are so powerful, truck, jeeps and M113's piled with terrorists are incapable of even firing at its commander, nor preventing him from wiping out there convoy with a rocket armed motorcycle.

Pah - do not make me unleash the fury of the "Rambo Balboa" character shield!

He'll be beaten up the first time, but then you better watch out!

But once he learns your country abandon Vietnam to its fate, and that your secretly keeping POW's in the outback all of Australia is fucked.

[weemadando]

But once he learns your country abandon Vietnam to its fate, and that your secretly keeping POW's in the outback all of Australia is fucked.

But then we throw the switch to "Balboa" mode and point him teh direction of Delta Force...

[Dennis Toy]

Now this is the badboy, a rail-gum

[Marcus]

I know I left my Q-38 Space Modulator around her somewhere... pesky planet, obscuring my view of Mercury...

[Enlightenment]

You people just aren't thinking big enough.



Cookie to anyone who can figure out why this is relevant to a firepower thread.

[Beowulf]

Star exploding?

[Enlightenment]

Star exploding?

Bigger.

[XaLEv]

Star exploding?

Bigger.

Gridfire?

[Enlightenment]

Gridfire?

It's a real-world thing. Probably bigger (in terms of size, not power) than a Gridfire incursion, though.

[Alyrium Denryle]

Big bang?, or a galaxy exploding?

[Enlightenment]

Big bang?, or a galaxy exploding?

Exploding galaxy.

Here's your cookie.

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