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Mean pussy
This was posted at another board I go to:
Got this off a forwarded email...
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight
accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south
she would take them to the groomers and have what is
called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of
the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken
off (becausen it gets matted or snarled.
When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the
cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she
took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when
she heard the price as it was twice as much as
it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer
that he understood what a line cut was and he said
"yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems
her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and
this is how her cat was returned to her.
(see PHOTOS) She cried for a week...but not as much as
the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed
all the fur it had."
Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat..
Priceless!
Got this off a forwarded email...
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight
accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south
she would take them to the groomers and have what is
called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of
the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken
off (becausen it gets matted or snarled.
When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the
cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she
took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when
she heard the price as it was twice as much as
it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer
that he understood what a line cut was and he said
"yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems
her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and
this is how her cat was returned to her.
(see PHOTOS) She cried for a week...but not as much as
the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed
all the fur it had."
Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat..
Priceless!
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Re: Mean pussy
That feline does appear to be irritated.Bug-Eyed Earl wrote: *SNIP*
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat..
Priceless!
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That enough people would want to do that to their cats for it to have a specific name is disgusting!
Why would anyone who claims to like cats want to be so cruel?
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If I did that to my two cats, they would team up and assassinate me in my sleep.
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That is a real pic...in fact, it's an actual style for cats. The one kind of pet cut that's worse than a poodle cut.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/lioncut.asp
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/lioncut.asp
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If I did that to my cat, I'd have a repeat of The Cat Incident, with no hope for survival...
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I've never seen a cat that looked that angry. The owner probably has a few teeth marks in her hand.
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No hope for the survival of your genes anyway.HemlockGrey wrote:If I did that to my cat, I'd have a repeat of The Cat Incident, with no hope for survival...
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Re: Mean pussy
Irritated isn't a strong enough word for that cat.jegs2 wrote:That feline does appear to be irritated.Bug-Eyed Earl wrote: *SNIP*
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat..
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How do they get the cat to hold STILL for that kind of cut? BTW IRL I was asked by my mother once to hold our cat so she could ...vacume the dandruff off her......I got a good four inch scratch for my troubles
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