so youve decided to join the forces of darkness

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-16 12:14pm

here's your guide : http://evil-guide.tripod.com/

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-16 03:19pm

I like my Evil Plan

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

Patent Pending!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-16 04:07pm

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-02-16 04:22pm

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the White House. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

I like.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-02-16 04:59pm

Finally! Now my Sinister Plot To Take Over The World, Mark IV, can be brought to fruition with this helpful guide!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-02-16 04:59pm

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your great supernatural forces, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-16 05:16pm

My plan for Dragonlance

Step 1

Study magic. I must find a tutor, perhaps, Lodonna of the black robes. Then I will study magic under her until I am ready to take my test and be admitted into the conclave.

Step 2

Grow in power. Finding magical items and leatning foul spells of doom.
Then challenge The current master of the Black robes, and take his/her place after I kill him/her

Step 3

Become master of the Tower at Wayreth. I will do this by using my unhuman charm and convince the others into giving me power

Step 4

Use my army of mages to take ver all of Krynn

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-16 05:25pm

Yanno, for real world domination you'd best learn to code and make a virus that attacks the big 11 -- the largest 11 internet servers in the US which, if taken offline, would kill the entire public internet.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-16 05:37pm

Generic evil plot

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the White House. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your arcane ritual, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-16 06:21pm

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your armageddon clock, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating

Eh.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-02-16 06:42pm

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a ancient gomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your opening of the seven seals, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-16 07:19pm

You're telling me this one has only just done the rounds on this site???

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-02-16 07:21pm

I've seen it somewhere before, but it's always fun to do it again

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-16 07:30pm

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-16 07:37pm

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Yes, all fear the winged monkeys.