what chaos power would you serve?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-15 10:47pm

from war40k - who would you give your devotion to?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-15 10:48pm

and tzeentch.

-mutters at poll-

I'd take him, btw.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-15 11:19pm

Tzeentch, and why isn't he in the poll?

-"HERETIC!"

Aaargh! *runs away from pursuing Inquisitors*

Marcus · Post by **Marcus** » 2003-02-15 11:20pm

Tzeentch, with a nod to Slannesh.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-15 11:21pm

I may have clicked the wrong button. I know I typed him.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » 2003-02-15 11:27pm

I don't know anything about this Warhammer 40,000. Anyway, tzeentch reminds me of an annoying troll on the War on Terrorism board on GameFAQs called mrtzeentch.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-02-15 11:38pm

The Emperor.

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2003-02-16 02:11am

Slaanesh of course..

Sure the followers of Khorne are great fighters who can shrug off terrible injury, sure the followers of Tzeentch are a bunch of tricky bastards with nifty magic, sure Nurgle's followers are... well I can't really think of anything to describe them other than pustulent goo-bags but that's not complimentary.

But the followers of Slaanesh get laid more than the rest of them put toghether.. and they get Noise Marines! Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-16 02:22am

Hmm.....Khorne is tempting but I always kicked his ass with my homegrown marine chapter (they specialised in Tyranid hunting...a normal marine took down a carnifex in HtH under 2nd edition).

Slanesh....who could really turn down sex, drugs, rock and roll and all the debauchery you can handle...and then some?

Nurgle....going to games day a few years back I was on Nurgles Bus not an experience i wish to repeat....one kid forgot his travel pills....hit 4 others and started a chain reaction down the bus.....I had to damn near crawl into the luggage rack......so....no.

Tzentch.....the ability to fuck with reality....yes please.

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » 2003-02-16 02:27am

What a surprise, the god of freaky sex is winning 100%, ya perverts

*catchs himself voting for Slanesh*

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-02-16 12:27pm

Khorne, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-02-16 12:41pm

Tzeentch. Sorcery and agic and all things weird.

white_rabbit · Post by **white_rabbit** » 2003-02-16 03:14pm

Hmmm......each has their own problems...

So in real life, I actually wouldnt worship chaos, because in our reality, knowing what I know about chaos...its not very appealing.

i.e. Nurgle....for obvious reasons, I dont fancy Nurgle.

Khorne....you fail Khornes expectations...you die.

Tzeentch....you fuck up, you end up as Spawn

Slaanesh...you are a slave, pure and simple.

In the 40k Universe, I would probably not worship chaos..

But if I have to choose, I choose Khorne...

Blood and Skulls!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-02-16 03:44pm

I'd rather shoot myself.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-16 05:53pm

Dammit I want my 4th Chaos god back!

kudos to whoever can remember that one.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-16 06:06pm

MY OWN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-16 07:54pm

tzeentch. mentioned a few times in this thread. heh.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-16 07:56pm

No, I was thinking the "Rogue" one whose been completly banned from Warhammer Chronolgy, now

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-16 07:59pm

do tell.

white_rabbit · Post by **white_rabbit** » 2003-02-16 08:00pm

Well, the only one who comes to mind whos been banned from Warhammer fantasy battles is Malar...

white_rabbit · Post by **white_rabbit** » 2003-02-16 08:01pm

But if you mean a fluff Chaos "god" whos fallen in 40k, then the relatively recent Ysarial from the Eisenhorn trilogy is the only one that comes to mind.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-02-16 08:03pm

What about the Horned Rat?

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-02-16 08:06pm

Violence is fun, but dangerous. Khorne is out.

Power is cool, but dangerous and not always fun. Tzeentech is out.

Having Disgusting Diseases may sound great at first,

but on a second examination, it really isn't that great to have your intestines spilling from rents in your rotting flesh. Nurgle is out.

Sex and rock and roll are both fun, and only a little dangerous. Drugs are lots dangerous, but Slaaneshi drugs are probably really good. Also, Deamonettes are hot.

I vote for the Lord of Pain and Pleasure.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-16 08:08pm

I was thinking of Malar, I was always a big fan of his.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-02-16 08:11pm

Thirdfain wrote:I vote for the Lord of Pain and Pleasure.

This coming from a known Eldar...and yet, somehow, I'm not surprised. I always knew that you damned aliens were little more than chaos scum!

For the glory of the Emperor, I cleanse this thread! DIE, HERETICS!!

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