what chaos power would you serve?
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what chaos power would you serve?
from war40k - who would you give your devotion to?
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and tzeentch.
-mutters at poll-
I'd take him, btw.
-mutters at poll-
I'd take him, btw.
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Slaanesh of course..
Sure the followers of Khorne are great fighters who can shrug off terrible injury, sure the followers of Tzeentch are a bunch of tricky bastards with nifty magic, sure Nurgle's followers are... well I can't really think of anything to describe them other than pustulent goo-bags but that's not complimentary.
But the followers of Slaanesh get laid more than the rest of them put toghether.. and they get Noise Marines! Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll!
Sure the followers of Khorne are great fighters who can shrug off terrible injury, sure the followers of Tzeentch are a bunch of tricky bastards with nifty magic, sure Nurgle's followers are... well I can't really think of anything to describe them other than pustulent goo-bags but that's not complimentary.
But the followers of Slaanesh get laid more than the rest of them put toghether.. and they get Noise Marines! Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll!
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Hmm.....Khorne is tempting but I always kicked his ass with my homegrown marine chapter (they specialised in Tyranid hunting...a normal marine took down a carnifex in HtH under 2nd edition).
Slanesh....who could really turn down sex, drugs, rock and roll and all the debauchery you can handle...and then some?
Nurgle....going to games day a few years back I was on Nurgles Bus not an experience i wish to repeat....one kid forgot his travel pills....hit 4 others and started a chain reaction down the bus.....I had to damn near crawl into the luggage rack......so....no.
Tzentch.....the ability to fuck with reality....yes please.
Slanesh....who could really turn down sex, drugs, rock and roll and all the debauchery you can handle...and then some?
Nurgle....going to games day a few years back I was on Nurgles Bus not an experience i wish to repeat....one kid forgot his travel pills....hit 4 others and started a chain reaction down the bus.....I had to damn near crawl into the luggage rack......so....no.
Tzentch.....the ability to fuck with reality....yes please.
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What a surprise, the god of freaky sex is winning 100%, ya perverts
*catchs himself voting for Slanesh*
*catchs himself voting for Slanesh*
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Hmmm......each has their own problems...
So in real life, I actually wouldnt worship chaos, because in our reality, knowing what I know about chaos...its not very appealing.
i.e. Nurgle....for obvious reasons, I dont fancy Nurgle.
Khorne....you fail Khornes expectations...you die.
Tzeentch....you fuck up, you end up as Spawn
Slaanesh...you are a slave, pure and simple.
In the 40k Universe, I would probably not worship chaos..
But if I have to choose, I choose Khorne...
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So in real life, I actually wouldnt worship chaos, because in our reality, knowing what I know about chaos...its not very appealing.
i.e. Nurgle....for obvious reasons, I dont fancy Nurgle.
Khorne....you fail Khornes expectations...you die.
Tzeentch....you fuck up, you end up as Spawn
Slaanesh...you are a slave, pure and simple.
In the 40k Universe, I would probably not worship chaos..
But if I have to choose, I choose Khorne...
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tzeentch. mentioned a few times in this thread. heh.
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Violence is fun, but dangerous. Khorne is out.
Power is cool, but dangerous and not always fun. Tzeentech is out.
Having Disgusting Diseases may sound great at first, but on a second examination, it really isn't that great to have your intestines spilling from rents in your rotting flesh. Nurgle is out.
Sex and rock and roll are both fun, and only a little dangerous. Drugs are lots dangerous, but Slaaneshi drugs are probably really good. Also, Deamonettes are hot.
I vote for the Lord of Pain and Pleasure.
Power is cool, but dangerous and not always fun. Tzeentech is out.
Having Disgusting Diseases may sound great at first, but on a second examination, it really isn't that great to have your intestines spilling from rents in your rotting flesh. Nurgle is out.
Sex and rock and roll are both fun, and only a little dangerous. Drugs are lots dangerous, but Slaaneshi drugs are probably really good. Also, Deamonettes are hot.
I vote for the Lord of Pain and Pleasure.
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This coming from a known Eldar...and yet, somehow, I'm not surprised. I always knew that you damned aliens were little more than chaos scum!Thirdfain wrote:I vote for the Lord of Pain and Pleasure.
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