adam_grif wrote:1. What the fuck is an Iconian portal, and what the fuck is a Jem'hadar?
You appear not to have watched DS9. A Jem'hadar is the clone-soldier of the Dominion. Famous for being drug-addicted lizards that believe the shape-shifting Founders are gods, and having actually cool rituals. They're made to be soliders and nothing else. The Dominion keep them loyal by ensuring total dependance on a narcotic/nutrient solution called Ketracel White. A little like the jaffa and their symbiotes, in that respect.
Iconian Portals are the ST equivalent of stargates. They have galactic range (Stargates of course, have intergalactic, with a ZPM, or universal, with an Icarus planet), but are substantially more impressive, because their exit point can be anywhere and they can be operated two way from one side. The Iconians were destroyed by their enemies, but a few of their portals, protected under neutronium-clad ziggurats, remain. They have rather complex controls, but can be used to target a space station on the other side of the galaxy and things of that nature - basically, they're what a stargate wants to be when it grows up.
In one DS9 episode, the station is raided by rebel Jem'hadar, who having found an Iconian portal, excecuted their handlers and declared themselves free, using the portal to raid Dominion facilities for more Ketracel White.
So, an iconian portal is massively more complex, yet a random group of soldiers managed to work it out. I imagine the Tal'Shiar et al could work out stargates pretty quick.
2. I didn't say they couldn't work it out, but it's only useful if they can work it out on a timescale fast enough for them to siege Earth before their military gets defeated. We know that SG nukes, if not beam weapons, are going to fucking instagib ST ships if they land a blow.
3. If it's the whole network and not just SGC / Tauri controlled worlds, then the Tauri also have help from the Tokra and the Free Jafa.
And the Free Jaffa were so helpful they've turned out to defend Earth how many times? I recall
Ark of Truth, where they rushed their fleet out to make a stand. Or
Enemy at the Gate Wait a minute.
This increases their access to starships, Naquadah and other resources. Can these factions yu mentioned take them all on before they get wiped? Don't forget that SG powers all have cloaking technology too, and are by no means dummies.
And only the Asgard and Anubis had the means to detect cloaked vessels.
The biggest disadvantage the SGC has is that other than Earth they don't have any other large population centers. They also don't have any major enemies at the moment, and may be complacent for that reason.
All they have to do is hold Earth.
If they were already AT Earth, they may as well just invade it instead, or drop some big ass bombs.
That
was my plan. Grab people to torture for information, then poison Earth.
I don't think gating out to blow up the Alpha site is really the optimal tactic since the ships clearly have enough fuel for an intergalactic journey, and they can get more by calling in some favors on Alien worlds.
Assuming those Alien Worlds can be trusted not to just kill the crew and steal their asgard cores. Well, the Tok'ra probably can be trusted. The Free Jaffa... not so much.
Running out of big nukes is the only thing I can think of, and if all they need is naquadah it's the same as the fuel situation. Can Asgard cores generate bombs or something?
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