Errr... a confession to make...

[Kamakazie Sith]

I watched Joe Millionaire the other night, and I must admit, I kind of enjoyed it.

Why? Because I can't wait to see the gold-digging whores a) get in a bitchfight and b) finally find out the truth and break down crying like sissy bitches.

It might sound mysogynistic, but damn I'm sure it will be amusing.

So? Do I deserve death or compassion?

Don't be too hard on him....besides those bastards didn't end it last monday......he was supposed to pick and then spill his guts!! Ummm I mean that's what I've heard.

[Captain tycho]

I watched Joe Millionaire the other night, and I must admit, I kind of enjoyed it.

Why? Because I can't wait to see the gold-digging whores a) get in a bitchfight and b) finally find out the truth and break down crying like sissy bitches.

It might sound mysogynistic, but damn I'm sure it will be amusing.

So? Do I deserve death or compassion?

Don't be too hard on him....besides those bastards didn't end it last monday......he was supposed to pick and then spill his guts!! Ummm I mean that's what I've heard.

Eh, Fox lied. 'Joe' decided to keep the chicks for another week.

[Enlightenment]

If there is one creature in Australia that would be nearly suicidal to shag it would be the wombat. Closely followed by the red kangaroo. Or the great white shark, depending what you're into.

Shouldn't the salt water crocodile should be in there somewhere too? They're one hell of a lot larger and nastier than a mere wombat.

[Stuart Mackey]

If there is one creature in Australia that would be nearly suicidal to shag it would be the wombat. Closely followed by the red kangaroo. Or the great white shark, depending what you're into.

Shouldn't the salt water crocodile should be in there somewhere too? They're one hell of a lot larger and nastier than a mere wombat.

Well I am sure he would shag a snake if someone held it straight for him

[weemadando]

If there is one creature in Australia that would be nearly suicidal to shag it would be the wombat. Closely followed by the red kangaroo. Or the great white shark, depending what you're into.

Shouldn't the salt water crocodile should be in there somewhere too? They're one hell of a lot larger and nastier than a mere wombat.

A saltie doesn't have a one inch thick bone plate where most animals have buttocks. Wombats use this bone plate to crush the heads of animals (and people) that are curious as to whats down that hole in the ground. Now think of what a wombat exerting force via that plate would do to your vulnerables.

[Lord Poe]

Quit being so goddamned elitist, people.

Joe Millionaire and COPS are shows that have the highest ratings around, and for a good reason. People will WATCH them, no matter how much the publicly poo-poo the "sad state of American entertainment" Hypocrites. The lowest common denominator has and still is, ALWAYS been what the public WANTS to see, whether they admit it or not.

That's why you have traffic jams while everyone is driving by OTHER traffic jams hoping to see a little red asphalt. That's why people shut up when the neighbors are fighting so they can be heard better. That's why people stop eating in restaurants and pay attention to a couple in the corner booth fighting. Or people mill around a streetfight.

Y'all watch Masterpiece Theatre. I'll watch "Joe Millionaire" and "World's Wildest Police Videos."

[SAMAS]

I didnt watch it at all, I remember they said he made 19K / year. WTF ?
What kind of construction job pays that little. Is he a part timer or something? Did they ever say?

I dunno, but they are full of sh*t. Construction workers get paid a heckuva lot more than that.

Yeah. Construction workers generally earn a fair fucking bit.

Actually, the number wasn't as much his normal annual income, but that was the amount of money he made the past year before it started. I remember glancing in an article about him, and he mentioned that he had been unemployed a lot the past year. I can relate to that.

[Mark S]

Quit being so goddamned elitist, people.

Joe Millionaire and COPS are shows that have the highest ratings around, and for a good reason. People will WATCH them, no matter how much the publicly poo-poo the "sad state of American entertainment" Hypocrites. The lowest common denominator has and still is, ALWAYS been what the public WANTS to see, whether they admit it or not.

That's why you have traffic jams while everyone is driving by OTHER traffic jams hoping to see a little red asphalt. That's why people shut up when the neighbors are fighting so they can be heard better. That's why people stop eating in restaurants and pay attention to a couple in the corner booth fighting. Or people mill around a streetfight.

Y'all watch Masterpiece Theatre. I'll watch "Joe Millionaire" and "World's Wildest Police Videos."

Here here!

It's a great concept! All these gold-diggers fighting amoungst themselves and throwing themselves at this guy, all to be put flat on their asses. Great stuff.

[RedImperator]

Quit being so goddamned elitist, people.

Joe Millionaire and COPS are shows that have the highest ratings around, and for a good reason. People will WATCH them, no matter how much the publicly poo-poo the "sad state of American entertainment" Hypocrites. The lowest common denominator has and still is, ALWAYS been what the public WANTS to see, whether they admit it or not.

That's why you have traffic jams while everyone is driving by OTHER traffic jams hoping to see a little red asphalt. That's why people shut up when the neighbors are fighting so they can be heard better. That's why people stop eating in restaurants and pay attention to a couple in the corner booth fighting. Or people mill around a streetfight.

Y'all watch Masterpiece Theatre. I'll watch "Joe Millionaire" and "World's Wildest Police Videos."

Didn't you say you were a Voyager fan, too? Your taste in television is already suspect.

[Lord Poe]

Didn't you say you were a Voyager fan, too? Your taste in television is already suspect.

Why you.....

BTW, I heard him interviewed on Howard Stern. He said the reason he made only 19,000 is because of union vs non-union jobs, and a few other things. He's basically an earth-mover, not a guy that actually builds anything.

[Raptor 597]

1 guy who pretends to be rich. is given a mansion and stuff. 30 or 40 chicks fight over him, and get voted off the island.

bloody silly show. the coliseums are returning.

I thought he same thing yesterday. However, we'll still be around. e are the Senators laughing at the stupid peasents.

[Stuart Mackey]

If there is one creature in Australia that would be nearly suicidal to shag it would be the wombat. Closely followed by the red kangaroo. Or the great white shark, depending what you're into.

Shouldn't the salt water crocodile should be in there somewhere too? They're one hell of a lot larger and nastier than a mere wombat.

A saltie doesn't have a one inch thick bone plate where most animals have buttocks. Wombats use this bone plate to crush the heads of animals (and people) that are curious as to whats down that hole in the ground. Now think of what a wombat exerting force via that plate would do to your vulnerables.

In your case, not alot.

[weemadando]

A saltie doesn't have a one inch thick bone plate where most animals have buttocks. Wombats use this bone plate to crush the heads of animals (and people) that are curious as to whats down that hole in the ground. Now think of what a wombat exerting force via that plate would do to your vulnerables.

In your case, not alot.

Thats right, balls of steel man. Balls. Of. Steel.

[Darth Wong]

Y'all watch Masterpiece Theatre. I'll watch "Joe Millionaire" and "World's Wildest Police Videos."

Third option: turn off the fucking TV because it's all shit.

[Stuart Mackey]

A saltie doesn't have a one inch thick bone plate where most animals have buttocks. Wombats use this bone plate to crush the heads of animals (and people) that are curious as to whats down that hole in the ground. Now think of what a wombat exerting force via that plate would do to your vulnerables.

In your case, not alot.

Thats right, balls of steel man. Balls. Of. Steel.

Figures, you would have to have to have something there, as you never had any of your own. I guess it just makes you feel more secure.

[Rob Wilson]

Y'all watch Masterpiece Theatre. I'll watch "Joe Millionaire" and "World's Wildest Police Videos."

Third option: turn off the fucking TV because it's all shit.

Fourth Option : Watching Scrapheap Challenge.

[Knife]

I watched Joe Millionaire the other night, and I must admit, I kind of enjoyed it.

Why? Because I can't wait to see the gold-digging whores a) get in a bitchfight and b) finally find out the truth and break down crying like sissy bitches.

It might sound mysogynistic, but damn I'm sure it will be amusing.

So? Do I deserve death or compassion?

Baaah, don't worry about it. I watch the damn thing too, I like the Jerry Springer aspect of it. He is as shallow as a kiddie pool and the chicks, while very pretty, are moraly bankrupt. I can't wait to see the look on the winners face when she finds out she won 19 grand a year.

I don't like the so called reality TV bull shit and to date the only ones I have watched were Boot Camp, Murder in a small town X, and Combat Missions. But I have to admit that Joe Millionaire appeals to the sadist in me.

[Rob Wilson]

I don't like the so called reality TV bull shit and to date the only ones I have watched were Boot Camp, Murder in a small town X, and Combat Missions. But I have to admit that Joe Millionaire appeals to the sadist in me.

Boot camp made me cringe, and Combat Missions had me laughing my arse off at some of the personnel. Funny programme.

[Knife]

I don't like the so called reality TV bull shit and to date the only ones I have watched were Boot Camp, Murder in a small town X, and Combat Missions. But I have to admit that Joe Millionaire appeals to the sadist in me.

Boot camp made me cringe, and Combat Missions had me laughing my arse off at some of the personnel. Funny programme.

I watched Bootcamp for comic relief, but I honestly liked Combat Missions. I wouldn't do alot of the shit they did on their missions but the basic concept was there.

[Rob Wilson]

Boot camp made me cringe, and Combat Missions had me laughing my arse off at some of the personnel. Funny programme.

I watched Bootcamp for comic relief, but I honestly liked Combat Missions. I wouldn't do alot of the shit they did on their missions but the basic concept was there.

The end of CM was a farce though.

Did you see the mission for the Satellite transmitter and NSA agent? What the Fuck was Droopy Mutache thinking with his squad displacement?

[Knife]

Boot camp made me cringe, and Combat Missions had me laughing my arse off at some of the personnel. Funny programme.

I watched Bootcamp for comic relief, but I honestly liked Combat Missions. I wouldn't do alot of the shit they did on their missions but the basic concept was there.

The end of CM was a farce though.

Did you see the mission for the Satellite transmitter and NSA agent? What the Fuck was Droopy Mutache thinking with his squad displacement?

I missed the last one, but the other one, was that when they infiltrated through the roof of a warehouse?

They all pretty much mangled the mission, I would have use an element to lure the enemy towards my position rather than rushing a large contingent of enemies who were well armed. And anyone left alive would have been shoved into the chopper for later debrief and interogation.

[Rob Wilson]

The end of CM was a farce though.

Did you see the mission for the Satellite transmitter and NSA agent? What the Fuck was Droopy Mutache thinking with his squad displacement?

I missed the last one, but the other one, was that when they infiltrated through the roof of a warehouse?

Yep, and be glad you missed the last one.

They all pretty much mangled the mission, I would have use an element to lure the enemy towards my position rather than rushing a large contingent of enemies who were well armed. And anyone left alive would have been shoved into the chopper for later debrief and interogation.

The thing is I missed the beginning of that mission for that particular team, I came in when they were sending a team along the wall in plain sight of everyone and I started laughing a the cops playing at soldier... and then saw it was the Seal team and my jaw hit the floor! They were the only team to get bumped before entering the main warehouse and getting behind cover, and the only team that never initiated the contact. That was just sad to watch.

[Knife]

The end of CM was a farce though.

Did you see the mission for the Satellite transmitter and NSA agent? What the Fuck was Droopy Mutache thinking with his squad displacement?

I missed the last one, but the other one, was that when they infiltrated through the roof of a warehouse?

Yep, and be glad you missed the last one.

They all pretty much mangled the mission, I would have use an element to lure the enemy towards my position rather than rushing a large contingent of enemies who were well armed. And anyone left alive would have been shoved into the chopper for later debrief and interogation.

The thing is I missed the beginning of that mission for that particular team, I came in when they were sending a team along the wall in plain sight of everyone and I started laughing a the cops playing at soldier... and then saw it was the Seal team and my jaw hit the floor! They were the only team to get bumped before entering the main warehouse and getting behind cover, and the only team that never initiated the contact. That was just sad to watch.

Thats right. I think it was Bravo team that was mostly SEALs and they got shit all over through the entire show. I know that the roof top enterance was part of the scenario, but I think it was stupid in that situation. Coming in through the ground level enterances would have been way better and to enter in multiple locations and get them in a classic L shaped ambush.

[Rob Wilson]

Thats right. I think it was Bravo team that was mostly SEALs and they got shit all over through the entire show. I know that the roof top enterance was part of the scenario, but I think it was stupid in that situation. Coming in through the ground level enterances would have been way better and to enter in multiple locations and get them in a classic L shaped ambush.

Something that had me scratching my head was how come noone inside heard the huge fucking helicoptor hovering over the Warehouse.

[The Yosemite Bear]

I am now reminded why I enjoy my cable sat dish, and my playstation over any other TV available. I can always find something decent on, or if not, there's DVD's and sending a party of spiky haired kids against some ungodly monster.... (Should I ever actually leave the Calm lands I have been there since November, laughing my ass off, and killing things, & making money)