The RNC has awful lyrics

[Thanas]

The RNC gifted a poem to Nancy Pelosi for her 70th birthday. Here it is, in all its glory:

Congratulations, you pushed it through, Gamed the process and the CBO too!

But in response, your approval still wanes, And now your title, Republicans claim.

Just hope that the voters don't remember When they vote this upcoming November — That Rahm, Harry, Barack — and you, Nancy Passed this bill without transparency!

And covered up ethics scandals and more From Rangel to Massa, and his tickle wars.

For kickbacks and gimmicks, budgets un-clipped We give you this special Birthday pink slip.

WTH? How could anyone write such shoddy lyrics? The second and the fifth line are completely out of rythm.

[Guardsman Bass]

Definitely trashy. Perhaps we should write response poems.

Congratulations, conservatives, you fought till the end,
To block, obscure, and defeat health care's mend.
Now you chortle, with glee say "You wait!"
"In November you liberals have all sealed your fate!"

But seven months must ensue,
And soon will this day,
Be no longer a source,
For political hay.

And many will find, in this health care bill,
A source for their problems, a political pill.
For many young, loss of coverage will change,
The elderly's drug price by age no longer range.

Soon you will find, beyond your teabags,
Beyond your bad writers for conservative rags,
That many will say, "perhaps 'tis not bad",
For health care reform, I have become glad.

Not so good, but it's something.

[bobalot]

You see this with loons everywhere. They get so out of touch with reality that they actually think anything that they do is witty/charming/thought provoking etc.

One day, they may take a step back and realise what douchenozzles they have been. I doubt it though.

[El Moose Monstero]

We should all rejoice, clearly the Republicans have mastered the art of resurrection, as they seem to have resurrected former Poet Laureate William McGonagall for their poems.

[Crossroads Inc.]

Ye Gods...

Five horrible hack written lines of Dreck. THIS Is their big Bitting "gift" to Pelosi? THIS Is the measure by which they see fit to judge their wit? Bobalot is correct, If THIS is their big "watch out" poem from the right, I can only see it coming about by visualizing a group of Loons with various "Ah HA HA HA! We are SO CLEVER!"

[Mr. Coffee]

Republicans suck

Obama is my homie

Fuck the GOP


Wow, this poetry shit is kinda easy, yo.

[The Guid]

The RNC gifted a poem to Nancy Pelosi for her 70th birthday. Here it is, in all its glory:

Congratulations, you pushed it through, Gamed the process and the CBO too!

But in response, your approval still wanes, And now your title, Republicans claim.

Just hope that the voters don't remember When they vote this upcoming November — That Rahm, Harry, Barack — and you, Nancy Passed this bill without transparency!

And covered up ethics scandals and more From Rangel to Massa, and his tickle wars.

For kickbacks and gimmicks, budgets un-clipped We give you this special Birthday pink slip.

WTH? How could anyone write such shoddy lyrics? The second and the fifth line are completely out of rythm.

Listen Thanas you Hollywood liberal elite, in REAL America we don't play by your so called "rules" of rhythm, or rhyme that the EUROPEANS play by. Yeah. Seriously you ever heard Bluegrass music? Its full of this kinda stuff.

Fact is, in REAL America people talk poetry without such nonsense rules, that only serve to keep people like us out of your so called art.