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"I just DIED" followed by smells sounds of unimmagined grossness.
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Just two words....



" Bend Over "
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I've had an idea for awhile. You know that symbol for Target stores? The TARGET. Well, I thought it would be hilarious if they put that target symbol on their urinal cakes. Now, kids, you actually have a reason to aim at the cake!
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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UltraViolence83 wrote:I've had an idea for awhile. You know that symbol for Target stores? The TARGET. Well, I thought it would be hilarious if they put that target symbol on their urinal cakes. Now, kids, you actually have a reason to aim at the cake!
They've been making those since the mid seventies, at least.
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Can't think of only three words, but:

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"Pick up the soap..." :shock:
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For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.
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David wrote:For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.
I think the ventilation in most public restrooms has a sensor that switches it off when it detects a bad smell. :P
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IG-88E wrote:
David wrote:For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.
I think the ventilation in most public restrooms has a sensor that switches it off when it detects a bad smell. :P
I can believe that.

I'll proved a nasty image for all fo you to hate me forever with instead of an actual quote: Blood seeping along the floor mixed with massive amounts of some of the nastiest semlling shit you can possibly imagine.

And yes, I have read Squee.
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Singular Quartet wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
David wrote:For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.
I think the ventilation in most public restrooms has a sensor that switches it off when it detects a bad smell. :P
I can believe that.

I'll proved a nasty image for all fo you to hate me forever with instead of an actual quote: Blood seeping along the floor mixed with massive amounts of some of the nastiest semlling shit you can possibly imagine.

And yes, I have read Squee.
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no but I had Pnumonia and the World's nastiest flu bug about a week ago, green and crimson out of both ends is not a pleasent sight....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:no but I had Pnumonia and the World's nastiest flu bug about a week ago, green and crimson out of both ends is not a pleasent sight....
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Hey, that's funny...
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Actually, thumbs down originally meant to sheathe the sword, not kill him ;)
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IG-88E wrote:
David wrote:For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.
I think the ventilation in most public restrooms has a sensor that switches it off when it detects a bad smell. :P
As someone who designs air systems for buildings... Yes, that is entirely true. :P And entirely intentional!!! :twisted: MWAHAHA!!! Kneel! Kneel before the stink! :twisted:
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