Anime proof that two nukes weren't enough??

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Re: Anime proof that two nukes weren't enough??

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Tolya wrote:Exactly. Retarded and offensive. Just as the one with "two nukes weren't enough". And Im really amazed at how people here say that this was just a joke and how they themselves do it. What amazes me even more is that people see it OK to joke at a throwing two nukes at Japan, but feel offended when it comes to joking about their own country. Happy hypocrite day sirs.
You are retarded. Zod is not offended by 9/11 jokes. He just used 'offensive 9/11 jokes' because that is the term used to describe what style of jokes they are.
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Re: Anime proof that two nukes weren't enough??

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General Zod wrote:To be fair, redhampshire probably has an interest in getting the guy who made the comment removed from office so they can get their own guy in. Hence why the politician is stupid for making the remark where other people could see it. I doubt they're legitimately outraged by it.
Yeah, I know Zod. It's called sarcasm. :D
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Havok wrote:
Tolya wrote:Exactly. Retarded and offensive. Just as the one with "two nukes weren't enough". And Im really amazed at how people here say that this was just a joke and how they themselves do it. What amazes me even more is that people see it OK to joke at a throwing two nukes at Japan, but feel offended when it comes to joking about their own country. Happy hypocrite day sirs.
You are retarded. Zod is not offended by 9/11 jokes. He just used 'offensive 9/11 jokes' because that is the term used to describe what style of jokes they are.
You'd think that wouldn't need explaining. . .
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I really don't care how "offensive" the joke is, if it's funny then it's funny.
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ITT we learn humor/offensiveness is a matter of taste. Who knew! :roll:
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Actually in this thread we learn that America should have diverted one to Poland. :D
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Watch out, man. Tolya's gonna whine at you about what an insensitive jerkface you are for that.
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And here we learn that people in public office should be smarter about shit they spew because they are scruntinized, goes with the territory of representing someone other then yourself. Nothing new since the dawn of civilization. Other then that we have the usual lesson of people having different standards of humor...which I fucking hope people know.
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General Zod wrote:While not being Hav, I'd say you shouldn't quit your day job to do stand-up. I'm perfectly willing to laugh at offensive 9/11 jokes, but yours is just retarded.
I think this one is much better.
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AniThyng wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
That shit is like watching a train-wreck. You want to look away and stop watching when the tentacle demon who is raping a ninja in a school girl outfit feels the need to gyrate his hips... but you cant. It damages you.
I'm honestly curious why casual brutal violence ala GTA is acceptable while hentai is "damaging". Is violent murder a less serious crime then violent rape?* Even if we accept that it is a sliding scale, it seems odd that GTA and it's ilk is "OK" but any given violent hentai is not.

*Yes, I personally would be more horrified at a brutal rape then a brutal murder, but this doesn't strike me as "logical".

Wow... you cant detect humor at all can you? I was actually equating it to any traumatic event, only in the case of La Blue Girl it starts out a lot like a normal anime and then you have a massive WTF! moment. After that it is so horrifying and yet perversely funny that you are unable to pull your eyes away.

You find yourself saying things like "If the demon has tentacle penises, why does it need to thrust?"
Exactly. Retarded and offensive. Just as the one with "two nukes weren't enough". And Im really amazed at how people here say that this was just a joke and how they themselves do it. What amazes me even more is that people see it OK to joke at a throwing two nukes at Japan, but feel offended when it comes to joking about their own country. Happy hypocrite day sirs.
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Ghost Rider wrote:And here we learn that people in public office should be smarter about shit they spew because they are scruntinized, goes with the territory of representing someone other then yourself. Nothing new since the dawn of civilization. Other then that we have the usual lesson of people having different standards of humor...which I fucking hope people know.
Pubic office and humor standards aside, my point is that if you realize whatever being said, no matter how offensive you or someone else may find it, is a joke, there is no reason to get quite so butthurt about it.

What I hope is that people realize that no one here is saying that 'offensive' jokes are acceptable all the time. I'm not going to go to the Vietnam Memorial wall and start cracking jokes about the military. I mean, Coffee probably would, but the majority of us know and understand that there is a time and place.

Not directing this at you GR, just sayin'.
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Ghost Rider wrote:And here we learn that people in public office should be smarter about shit they spew because they are scruntinized, goes with the territory of representing someone other then yourself. Nothing new since the dawn of civilization. Other then that we have the usual lesson of people having different standards of humor...which I fucking hope people know.
Pubic office and humor standards aside, my point is that if you realize whatever being said, no matter how offensive you or someone else may find it, is a joke, there is no reason to get quite so butthurt about it.

What I hope is that people realize that no one here is saying that 'offensive' jokes are acceptable all the time. I'm not going to go to the Vietnam Memorial wall and start cracking jokes about the military. I mean, Coffee probably would, but the majority of us know and understand that there is a time and place.

Not directing this at you GR, just sayin'.
I know it's not at me, just saying that public figures...especially politics do have to take better care of their words. People devotes thousands to millions to smear one over any mistep of words, especially in regards of what they want to make their populace to hear.

As for letting jokes slide, that is dependant on a great many factors, and people will always get butthurt over something. I am hoping more or less that people realize Comedy, as they say, is all in the timing.
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Havok wrote:I'm not going to go to the Vietnam Memorial wall and start cracking jokes about the military. I mean, Coffee probably would, but the majority of us know and understand that there is a time and place.
Naw, I wouldn't do that. Not that I'm above laughing at a good joker (good, mind you. It's got to actually be funny), but that'd just be mean. There's a time and a place for every joke, yo.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:Seriously, "your mom" jokes are the best you can come up with? What are you, fucking 12? Get the fuck out of the thread. Better yet, get the fuck off the internet, you unfunny self-righteous shitbird.
Congratulations for missing the point fucktard. Just how dense are you? Let me reiterate in simpler terms. To me you are a fucking hypocrite because somewhere out there there is bound to be a joke that could offend you.

And actually Im having a real blast reading your dumb shit, so please, do continue to provide quality entertainment by being a dense jackass.
Lord Pounder wrote:Actually in this thread we learn that America should have diverted one to Poland. :D
There is an old one that I particularly like about Poland declaring war on US and immediately surrendering so we can actually become a rich country.
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Tolya wrote:Congratulations for missing the point fucktard. Just how dense are you? Let me reiterate in simpler terms. To me you are a fucking hypocrite because somewhere out there there is bound to be a joke that could offend you.
If that joke exists I've yet to encounter it. Also, I know you're a colossally dishonest shithead, but even your weak-minded self has to be able to see that there is a massive fucking difference between making an offhand remark at a dinner full of his constituents and going to someone's funeral and pulling a Westburough Baptist (which is what you're suggesting, and don't deny it you lying fuck face). No one has been suggesting going to Japan as repeating the joke except for you and the only reason you're doing it is because you're an easily butthuret little child who cannot accept that the only wrong doing here is that someone said something in a public venue where their opposition could record it.

Tolya wrote:And actually Im having a real blast reading your dumb shit, so please, do continue to provide quality entertainment by being a dense jackass.
Oh bullshit. It's plain as day to everyone else in the thread that you're a butthurt, dishonest, little whiner.

Tolya wrote:There is an old one that I particularly like about Poland declaring war on US and immediately surrendering so we can actually become a rich country.
If you're going to attempt humor, could you at least try to make it funny? Here's some classic zingers about Poland to help you get the right idea...

Did you hear that the Poles tried to throw grenades at the Germans? Yeah, the Germans pulled the pins and tossed them back. Seriously, though, how do you get a one-armed Pollack out of a tree? Wave. What's the difference between a Pollack and a bag of dog shit? The bag.How do you stop the Polish Army when they're on horseback? Turn of the carousel. What does it say on the bottom of cans of coke sold in Poland? "Open the other end." I could go on, but why bother...

I mean, you do know that your country is the butt of more jokes then there are Irishmen in Boston.
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Tolya wrote: Congratulations for missing the point fucktard. Just how dense are you? Let me reiterate in simpler terms. To me you are a fucking hypocrite because somewhere out there there is bound to be a joke that could offend you.
And there's bound to be offensive jokes you've found funny, which makes you an anal retentive shitbird on a high horse. Frankly you have no leg to stand on and I don't think you actually understand what a hypocrite is.
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Ok, from the subject matter and the OP and the day I thought "Nice prank, I got trolled, 10/10, so is this real, or am I just being slow, I don't understand.
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Redleader34 wrote:Ok, from the subject matter and the OP and the day I thought "Nice prank, I got trolled, 10/10, so is this real, or am I just being slow, I don't understand.
Turns out you should check posting dates before hitting the submit button?
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Ryan Thunder wrote:But Ahmedinejad is just spouting rhetoric when he says that Israel should be wiped off the map, right? :P
If you turned on your brain before you posted, it might have occurred to you that Israel (rightfully) takes offense at such remarks even though Ahmedinejad is just shooting his mouth off for a domestic audience, in the same way that Japan could rightfully take offense even though Rep. Whatshisname was just shooting his mouth off for the benefit of his friends.
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