3 Words You Don't Want To Hear In A Bathroom.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-17 12:08am

"I just DIED" followed by smells sounds of unimmagined grossness.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-02-17 12:18am

"Oh god... my intestines came out..."

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-17 12:20am

"Hey, there's some corn left!"

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-17 01:36am

Just two words....

" Bend Over "

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-02-17 02:30am

I've had an idea for awhile. You know that symbol for Target stores? The TARGET. Well, I thought it would be hilarious if they put that target symbol on their urinal cakes. Now, kids, you actually have a reason to aim at the cake!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-17 02:47am

UltraViolence83 wrote:I've had an idea for awhile. You know that symbol for Target stores? The TARGET. Well, I thought it would be hilarious if they put that target symbol on their urinal cakes. Now, kids, you actually have a reason to aim at the cake!

They've been making those since the mid seventies, at least.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-17 02:51am

Can't think of only three words, but:

*Overhear from cell phone*"It comes out of where doctor? It's airborne and how contagious?"

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-17 08:00am

<announce from the cubile> Does anyone in here have a book? It looks like I'm going to be here? a while! ::strain::

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-02-17 09:28am

"Pick up the soap..."

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-17 11:04am

*just before it's your turn to shower*

"Shit, there's no hot water left!"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-17 12:41pm

"Hit the deck, I'm gonna blow!" (farting noises are made, while the toilet seat is imploded, and the windows fog up with a green mist. Also, for some reason, the doors are locked)

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-17 01:47pm

For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-17 01:51pm

David wrote:For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.

I think the ventilation in most public restrooms has a sensor that switches it off when it detects a bad smell.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-02-17 02:51pm

IG-88E wrote:
David wrote:For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.
I think the ventilation in most public restrooms has a sensor that switches it off when it detects a bad smell.

I can believe that.

I'll proved a nasty image for all fo you to hate me forever with instead of an actual quote: Blood seeping along the floor mixed with massive amounts of some of the nastiest semlling shit you can possibly imagine.

And yes, I have read Squee.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-17 02:58pm

Singular Quartet wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
David wrote:For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.
I think the ventilation in most public restrooms has a sensor that switches it off when it detects a bad smell.
I can believe that.

I'll proved a nasty image for all fo you to hate me forever with instead of an actual quote: Blood seeping along the floor mixed with massive amounts of some of the nastiest semlling shit you can possibly imagine.

And yes, I have read Squee.

just joking

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-17 03:00pm

no but I had Pnumonia and the World's nastiest flu bug about a week ago, green and crimson out of both ends is not a pleasent sight....

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-17 03:07pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:no but I had Pnumonia and the World's nastiest flu bug about a week ago, green and crimson out of both ends is not a pleasent sight....

JEEEE-ZUSS! It's lunchtime, people!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-17 03:26pm

Hey, that's funny...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-02-17 04:02pm

Actually, thumbs down originally meant to sheathe the sword, not kill him

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-02-17 04:08pm

"Should we tighten some more, or simply wait for it to turn black and fall off?"

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-02-17 04:52pm

IG-88E wrote:
David wrote:For some reason there's never any ventalation when these situations occur.
I think the ventilation in most public restrooms has a sensor that switches it off when it detects a bad smell.

As someone who designs air systems for buildings... Yes, that is entirely true.

And entirely intentional!!!

MWAHAHA!!! Kneel! Kneel before the stink!