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How will I die? Insufficient oxygen levels in the brain, or sever physical disruption or destruction of the brain I expect.
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Ver, yours makes me feel squeamish. I no like.

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Bloody Hell! I'm going to kill myself.

Actually I'm not, but that's what the thing said. *shrugs*
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I'm going to die in one of the following ways:

1) I wont.
2) Idiots + Pins >> Floor.
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I'll be murdered, apparently.
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I will be murdered.

Damn my horrible spelling.
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I will be murdered, apparently...

It'll take at least twenty of them to get me...
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God Emperor wrote:I will be murder.
Whoa. You will be murder? That's fucking scary as hell, dude. :P :wink:
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Very disturbing...
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Car Crash.

I intend to fall asleep at the wheel when I'm one hundred and eight.
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Hopefully I'll die while having sex, but apparently that's not going to happen.

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This is why I'm going to get a gun, kill them before they can kill me. :twisted:
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WTF? This doesn't make any sense! I'm an extrovert, more likely to frag someone than snuff myself. And I'm not particularly sad.
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Heart failure. Curse my love of soft drinks!
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Test: Car crash.

Real life: Nuclear explosion, or I won't die. I'll disappear.
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It said that I'll kick it in a car crash, though I do know how I will die and it's not pretty, but it's also not a car crash.
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According to the link, I'll be murdered. Most of the answers were completely inadequate, so I found myself choosing that which was not the furtherest off base (all were) -- I.E.- It's answer is meaningless.
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I'm getting murdered.

I just hope I get the chance to look him/her in the face, and spit in it.

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Cancer.

I agree with Jegs, though. I either dislike or haven't read all the authors listed. It was basically looking for the least off-base answer.
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