Stofsk wrote:I am - are you? You quoted Yoda saying 'Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will' as if it's supposed to mean something set in stone. Then Luke proves Yoda wrong. Thereby proving Yoda's lesson is a fucking metaphor.
Are you so fucking stupid that you can't see what I'm arguing?
No numbnuts. I get what you are
trying to say. I'm saying you are wrong. Yoda has been a Jedi for almost 900 years and has been training them for 800. He KNOWS what happens when you start down the dark path. He isn't guessing. He isn't taking a stab in the dark. Luke's 'defiance' of this fact doesn't mean Yoda's lesson is a fucking 'metaphor' (metaphor for what exactly?), it just shows how exceptional Luke actually is. He is the sole person that can defy what Yoda says. The exception that proves the rule, if you will. So then, when every other Jedi and his fucking mom does the exact same thing in the EU, it not only cheapens the movies themselves, but it completely diminishes Luke's accomplishments and makes them mundane and par for the course.
Are you even reading what you write? Either Yoda's line is meant to be taken literally, and therefore Luke would have fallen to the dark side, or it wasn't, which is why Luke realises what he's becoming in that final duel, and has the clarity of mind to reject the dark side utterly - despite having used it seconds ago.
My fucking gawd. It is like your brain doesn't even work. The line IS supposed to be taken literally. A-fucking-gain... LUKE IS THE SOLE PERSON THAT HAS THE POWER AND STRENGTH TO OVERCOME FALLING TO THE DARK SIDE EVEN THOUGH HE DID INDEED GIVE INTO HIS ANGER AND START DOWN THE DARK PATH. IT IS
WHY HE IS SPECIAL. IT IS WHY HE CAN STAVE OFF THE EMPEROR, WHERE EVEN THE CHOSEN ONE COULD NOT.
It ends up showing you that Luke is the only one that can do this. That he is so special, that in Yoda's 1000 years, he has NEVER seen a Jedi start down the Dark Path and then COME BACK FROM IT. Not even the fucking Chosen One. Yet Luke not only saves himself but Anakin as well. LUKE IS FUCKING SPECIAL. HIS ACCOMPLISHMENT IS UNIQUE. THE EU SHITS ALL OVER THAT. What are you not getting about this?
Of course Luke is special you twit - the fucking point is that Luke proves Yoda wrong! Where did I say otherwise?
Oh damnit Strofsk. OK... look at it this way, what Yoda says, applies to 99.99% percent of anyone who ever was, is or will be become a Jedi. Luke is the .01%, so for all intents and purposes, what Yoda says is a literal fact and is not wrong. It applies to every Jedi in existence EVER, EXCEPT Luke.
UNLESS you read the garbage that is the EU, and then EVERY Jedi seems to be able to do this. Are you getting it yet?
No, not fucking horseshit. Yoda is very fucking clear... FOREVER. Luke doesn't give in at all on Bespin, and then saves himself and the Chosen One on the Death Star. Yoda did NOT think Luke could do that. Yoda thought that Luke was basically lost when he left Dagobah, because he thought he was going to give into his father because he was not ready to face him or the truth yet. When he came back, Yoda gave him the same spiel: Fuck up and you will end up just like Vader. There is no gray area with Yoda about this. Luke defied that. That is what makes him special.
You're fucking idiot. When he came back, Yoda told him that 'No more training do you require; already know that which you require.' There is nothing left to teach him, the only thing that was left was for him to face Vader. Yoda at no point expressed doubt at Luke's ability in RotJ. And Yoda didn't give him any spiel in Jedi either.
In Empire? Sure. But in Jedi - which is what we're talking about? No.
Gawd would you just shut the fuck up already...
Yoda in ROTJ wrote: Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will.
He tells him the exact same thing again...fucking twice, EVEN THEN when he requires no more training.
Every time the EU has another schmuck nobody Jedi, even a Skywalker, touch on the dark side and then come back from it, it cheapens what Luke did.
Why? Luke proved you could do it. The only thing special about him is that he had love for his father, despite all logic and sense.
No, Luke proved that
HE could do it. And again, he gave into his anger for all of about 20 seconds, and was able to come back. The dickheads in the EU destroy solar systems and use Force Lightning and actively and openly call on the Dark Side for years and they can still come back... Do you see the fucking difference? Do you not understand 'The EU cheapens the movies'?
Walking into Jabba the Hutt's palace with no weapons,
Bullshit. The Force is a deadly fucking weapon, and a Jedi is never without it.
A Jedi also only uses the Force for defense. Please show me Luke ever taking the initiative and going on the offensive with the Force.
no support
What? His whole plan was to send in Lando, Chewie, Leia, the droids (R2 carrying his fucking lightsabre no less) first. His support was
already in place.
And yet he walked into Jabba's palace with
no support just as I said. All those assets were in place IF the other parts of his plan didn't work.
and just a crazy plan is the 'quick and easy path' now?
No shit for brains. Choking two guards because
they got in his way is the 'quick and easy path'.
So manipulating their thoughts would have been... what... the harder path? Are you fucking stupid? Why do you automatically equate physical force to EVIL. Hey Obi-Wan lopped of some guys arm when he could have just mind tricked him. HE IS FALLING TO THE DARK SIDE!!!.... You fucking moron.
And you are acting like he walked into a police station.
No, I'm acting like he walked into where he walked into - a gangster's stronghold. It doesn't matter where he fucking walks into, what matters is what he does and how he does it.
So a Jedi, who at one point were guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy... can't go to a gangsters house to rescue someone that has been kidnapped... because... why? It's not polite? Not proper etiquette?
P.S. he walked in there to try talking to someone.
Yes - he did. Wow, nuance! Just like I've been saying.
No dick head, you were making the point that Luke could have tried talking to someone and he DID NOT. I just pointed out that that is EXACTLY what he was fucking doing and fucking did. Of course, I am not going to even bring up the fact that Luke tried to bargain with Jabba before Leia, IN DISGUISE, even got there... oops. So concede your fucking point. Here, let me remind your dumbass...
Stofsk wrote:He could have tried talking to someone, or stealth - he didn't
Hell fucking Obi-wan could have cut through a whole bunch of stormtroopers in Mos Eisley - he didn't, he chose instead to use a mind trick.
You are an idiot. Here let me show you why....
Hell fucking Luke could have cut through a whole bunch of Gamorrians in Jabba's Palace - he didn't, he chose instead to use a quick choke.
So tell me Stofsk, what is the difference between forcing someone to do your will... move out of the fucking way, by forcing them with your mind, on a rescue mission, and forcing someone to do your will... move out of the fucking way, by forcing them with your mind, on a rescue mission? OMG Luke has gone down the dark path!!!
The really stupid thing here is that you're shown you're double the idiot. I said above that he could have tried stealth, or he could have mind tricked the Gammoreans. In fact, that's why I brought up the Obi-wan example in Mos Eisley. Ben also used a mind trick for a second time on the Death Star. Both times he could have simply killed the stormtroopers with his lightsabre.
Hey way to not answer the direct question posed to you.
Oh and as for not using stealth... what exactly do you call infiltrating Lando into the guards? Sending Leia in disguised as a bounty hunter? Gee... what a show of brute fucking force. Do you have no comprehension that Luke's presence there was a LAST RESORT? Yes, Luke pretty much knew Jabba wasn't going to take his offer for a BARGAIN, which is why he STEALTHILY inserted R2, with his lightsaber, and 3PO into Jabba's palace in the first place, but he was hoping that Leia's STEALTHY mission would succeed. Even then Luke still tried to BARGAIN with Jabba. He even gave him one last chance when he was on the plank over the Sarlacc.
As for Luke using the Force to choke two thugs (which is incidentally the first thing he does in the entire movie) is a thematic foreshadowing of the duel he'll have later in the film, where he calls upon the dark side to batter Vader into submission. You seem to think nothing of Luke using Force choke as though it's A-Ok, when I've pointed out now how in two similar circumstances, Obi-wan used a mind trick as well as used stealth. The only correct point you've made here is that the two thugs raised weapons, but at no point did they swing those weapons at him. He could have used TK to disarm them, or he could have told them to send for their master. They had only raised their vibroaxes to bar his way, not to attack him.
And the guy in the cantina had only 'raised weapons' at Obi "I use mind tricks" Wan, but at no point did he fire that weapon at him, before HE SLICED HIS FUCKING ARM OFF. Why didn't he just mind trick him? Why didn't he just TK push him? Or use TK to disarm them? I bet he wishes Obi Wan
just fucking force choked him.
And again, for some reason you are equating physical force to EVIL, when clearly it is not an issue for Jedi to go about slicing and dicing in a just cause. I've also completely debunked your point about Luke not using stealth or diplomacy so I'll go ahead and skip responding again to it.
I'm going to ask this again... and I want a fucking answer... Why is using the Force to manipulate someones mind to get them to do what you want, against their will, any better than using the Force to constrict someone's airway to get them to do what you want, against their will?
OH and P.S. to Obi-Wan using mind tricks on the Death Star... having sliced up Stormtroopers laying around would have sort of gave away that they were even on the DS. Luke wasn't trying to hide the fact that he was in Jabba's palace.