Question about the Brotherhood of the Monkey

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:07am

Ghost Rider wrote:I believe he's said 35+ at one point.

But yeah if you think that's twisted, then maybe you don't want to venture into the BoTM...then again maybe you do just to get a new look upon everything.

Yes, I'm 35. I just had my birthday a week ago..

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-18 03:07am

Captain tycho wrote:People, that wasn't twisted. You have not even gotten a hint of the limit of my depravity.

That's more like it. Really, there shouldn't be any contests of twistedness among the Brotherhood...nothing is too twisted.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:09am

Robert Treder wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:People, that wasn't twisted. You have not even gotten a hint of the limit of my depravity.
That's more like it. Really, there shouldn't be any contests of twistedness among the Brotherhood...nothing is too twisted.

I'm sorry if that comment made me seem sqeamish. Again, I hope it didn't hurt anyone.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-18 03:15am

Captain tycho wrote:People, that wasn't twisted. You have not even gotten a hint of the limit of my depravity.

Pshah. Whatever.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-18 03:16am

That still doesn't address the other two points I made, though...

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-18 03:17am

As for what the Brotherhood is all about, I'd say it's whatever you want it to be. There's certainly a fair share of twistedness and pornography, but there's also a lot of general internet socialization, much as can be found here in OT.
It's hard to say what the original purpose of the Brotherhood was. Maybe David will take that secret to his grave. Seems to me it was born out of a love for monkeys and monkey-related zaniness. When we finally became a usergroup, we had grand schemes of global domination (OR DID WE? ha, you can't accuse me of exposing secrets, because I've successfully sown the seeds of confusion...MUAHAHAHA), but now it's more of a casual cesspool of insanity (as casual as cesspools of insanity can be).

And that's all the public needs to know about that.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:17am

verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:People, that wasn't twisted. You have not even gotten a hint of the limit of my depravity.
Pshah. Whatever.

Well, you havent.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-18 03:18am

Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:People, that wasn't twisted. You have not even gotten a hint of the limit of my depravity.
Pshah. Whatever.
Well, you havent.

Nor have you seen ours. From what you have shown, you seem not quite ready.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:19am

Zaia wrote:That still doesn't address the other two points I made, though...

The one about not knowing the BOTM had their own forum?
I dunno, I never happened to hear that.
(Can't blame me, I post at 3 o'clock in the morning.)

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-18 03:19am

Robert Treder wrote:As for what the Brotherhood is all about, I'd say it's whatever you want it to be. There's certainly a fair share of twistedness and pornography, but there's also a lot of general internet socialization, much as can be found here in OT.
It's hard to say what the original purpose of the Brotherhood was. Maybe David will take that secret to his grave. Seems to me it was born out of a love for monkeys and monkey-related zaniness. When we finally became a usergroup, we had grand schemes of global domination (OR DID WE? ha, you can't accuse me of exposing secrets, because I've successfully sown the seeds of confusion...MUAHAHAHA), but now it's more of a casual cesspool of insanity (as casual as cesspools of insanity can be).

And that's all the public needs to know about that.

Would you shut up already? They're not [kick] supposed [kick] to know that stuff! [kick]

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:20am

verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote: Pshah. Whatever.
Well, you havent.
Nor have you seen ours. From what you have shown, you seem not quite ready.

How do you propose I show my depravity?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-18 03:20am

Captain tycho wrote:
Zaia wrote:That still doesn't address the other two points I made, though...
The one about not knowing the BOTM had their own forum?
I dunno, I never happened to hear that.
(Can't blame me, I post at 3 o'clock in the morning.)

And I don't. Look, I got the Official Insomniac rank and I know quite a bit about this board. I would not DARE to blame any misknowledge on my insomnia. I have written both my fanfics on sleep dep. Don't presume that you can use it as an excuse.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-18 03:21am

Captain tycho wrote:How do you propose I show my depravity?

If you don't already know, you're lost.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:24am

verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Zaia wrote:That still doesn't address the other two points I made, though...
The one about not knowing the BOTM had their own forum?
I dunno, I never happened to hear that.
(Can't blame me, I post at 3 o'clock in the morning.)
And I don't. Look, I got the Official Insomniac rank and I know quite a bit about this board. I would not DARE to blame any misknowledge on my insomnia. I have written both my fanfics on sleep dep. Don't presume that you can use it as an excuse.

It was a joke, ver.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:25am

verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:How do you propose I show my depravity?
If you don't already know, you're lost.

I know. Why don't I buy a digital camera and take pictures of myself torturing a cat. Is that depraved enough?

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-18 03:27am

verilon wrote:Would you shut up already? They're not [kick] supposed [kick] to know that stuff! [kick]

Oh yeah, I forgot. There's nothing to see here, folks, move along. I'm a rabid monkey, which means I'm incredibly devious. You can't take anything I say at face value. Nothing I said about the Brotherhood is accurate, probably. I'm like Bizarro Monkey; don't believe what I say!

Or something along those lines.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-18 03:28am

Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:How do you propose I show my depravity?
If you don't already know, you're lost.
I know. Why don't I buy a digital camera and take pictures of myself torturing a cat. Is that depraved enough?

Ewww. I'm sure that's a joke, but still--ewwww.

Cpt. tycho, why do you want to join the Brotherhood? What was your motivation to PM Ver about it? If you knew nothing of what went on, why wouldn't you ask around before asking to join?

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-18 03:28am

Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:How do you propose I show my depravity?
If you don't already know, you're lost.
I know. Why don't I buy a digital camera and take pictures of myself torturing a cat. Is that depraved enough?

Hey, cats are cool, man. Ninjas eat them, but that's with a sort of Native American mystical respect for the food chain. Torture ain't cool.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-18 03:32am

Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:How do you propose I show my depravity?
If you don't already know, you're lost.
I know. Why don't I buy a digital camera and take pictures of myself torturing a cat. Is that depraved enough?

That's beyond depraved. That's fucking sick. And yes, that goes for dogs, as much as I loathe them...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:33am

Zaia wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote: If you don't already know, you're lost.
I know. Why don't I buy a digital camera and take pictures of myself torturing a cat. Is that depraved enough?
Ewww. I'm sure that's a joke, but still--ewwww.

Cpt. tycho, why do you want to join the Brotherhood? What was your motivation to PM Ver about it? If you knew nothing of what went on, why wouldn't you ask around before asking to join?

I just decided 'Why the the hell not'?
I was mostly curious, and since they seemed to be made up of crazy and insane people, I would fit right in.
As for the not-asking-around-before-pming-ver-about-it-thing, is that wrong?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:34am

verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote: If you don't already know, you're lost.
I know. Why don't I buy a digital camera and take pictures of myself torturing a cat. Is that depraved enough?
That's beyond depraved. That's fucking sick. And yes, that goes for dogs, as much as I loathe them...

Glad I have your approval.

(and no, I would never torture any animal. It was a frickin joke. Although not funny....)

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-18 03:36am

Captain tycho wrote:Glad I have your approval.
(and no, I would never torture any animal. It was a frickin joke. Although not funny....)

[attempts to wave to the blind idiot]

HELLO!! Beyond depravity is NOT acceptance.. When I say its fucking sick, it's not a good thing..

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-18 03:36am

Captain tycho wrote:I just decided 'Why the the hell not'?
I was mostly curious, and since they seemed to be made up of crazy and insane people, I would fit right in.
As for the not-asking-around-before-pming-ver-about-it-thing, is that wrong?

I guess I just don't understand why you chose to try to get in before knowing what it was you were asking to belong to. It doesn't really look good to us monkeys that you couldn't be bothered to find out anything about us before asking to join.

Pardon, I shouldn't speak for all of us. Let me amend my statement: it doesn't look good to this monkey.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-18 03:42am

verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Glad I have your approval.
(and no, I would never torture any animal. It was a frickin joke. Although not funny....)
[attempts to wave to the blind idiot]

HELLO!! Beyond depravity is NOT acceptance.. When I say its fucking sick, it's not a good thing..

Do you not get it was an exageration Ver?! Or do I need to fucking highlight it and put it in big neon letters for you?!
IT WAS A FUCKING EXAGERRATION!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-18 03:44am

Captain tycho wrote:Do you not get it was an exageration Ver?! Or do I need to fucking highlight it and put it in big neon letters for you?!
IT WAS A FUCKING EXAGERRATION!

YOU NEED TO LEARN WHEN TO MAKE CERTAIN JOKES AND WHEN NOT TO

Dude, you've been on the board two and a half months and don't have a clue!

And don't fucking snap at me, cos the mood I'm in right now, I'll be happy to flame your ass so quick it'll make your head spin.