Fabio is now a PETAite.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-02-17 10:50pm

Telling wives to cheat on there husbands by cooking with substitue meats.

You know I think this is a good thing, I always wanted to slowly beat that guy to death, but didn't want to break the law in doing it.

Kirby: *whispers*

WHAT!!?! It's not legal?!! Oh god, the three roadside vegitable sellers, the bus, dear lord that convention. THEY'LL GIVE ME THE CHAIR FOR SURE!

Kirby: *whispers*

It's a what?

Kirby: *whispers*

Ohhhh its just a misdemeanor, thats why I've been getting all those "Hunting out of season" fines from Fish and Wildlife.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-17 10:50pm

And ... there are people in the world who listen to Fabio's opinion?!?!?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-02-17 10:51pm

hehe, good point, Mike

You know, Fabio is the ultimate resource for information on things like that.

Honestly, I think that the time he got hit in the head by a duck knocked something loose.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-17 10:53pm

We care about Fabio...?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-17 10:55pm

Agreed. He can take his fake butter and his PETAiness and peddle it elsewhere.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-02-17 11:16pm

Remember when he got struck in the face by a bird while he was on that rollercoaster a few years ago? He walked off with blood gushing from his face. I loved that. God he's such a fucking priss.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-17 11:17pm

Vympel wrote:Remember when he got struck in the face by a bird while he was on that rollercoaster a few years ago? He walked off with blood gushing from his face. I loved that. God he's such a fucking priss.

He's a priss because he was wounded by a bird hitting him in the face while on a roller coaster... right... I would see your point if he was whining about it (which he prolly was)...

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-02-17 11:27pm

That was the funniest goddamn thing I'd ever seen, Fabio covered in blood from a badly broken nose, and the horrified scantily clad woman next to him. He was opening some new roller-coaster called the Zeus, and the girls were costumed in like togas, and the girl next to Fabio was positivly splattered with blood.......I laughed for an hour......

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-17 11:30pm

Vympel wrote:Remember when he got struck in the face by a bird while he was on that rollercoaster a few years ago? He walked off with blood gushing from his face. I loved that. God he's such a fucking priss.

*bursts out laughing*

Oh, that's classic!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-17 11:32pm

Man, does this guy have any popularity left? Resorting to PETA to get some publicity.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-17 11:32pm

One brave bird obviously sacrificed himself in a courageous kamikaze dive in an attempt to rid the world of Fabio. Salute him.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-17 11:34pm

Darth Wong wrote:One brave bird obviously sacrificed himself in a courageous kamikaze dive in an attempt to rid the world of Fabio. Salute him.

[salutes solemnly]

[21 shots follow]

[tear rolls slowly from my eye]

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-02-17 11:41pm

[Plays taps on his trumpet]

Doh doh duuuuuh, doh doh dooooooooh....

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-02-17 11:45pm

verilon wrote:
He's a priss because he was wounded by a bird hitting him in the face while on a roller coaster... right... I would see your point if he was whining about it (which he prolly was)...

No, he's a priss independent of any bird strikes

That's what made it great.

That bird was da man.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-17 11:55pm

Vympel wrote:
verilon wrote:He's a priss because he was wounded by a bird hitting him in the face while on a roller coaster... right... I would see your point if he was whining about it (which he prolly was)...
No, he's a priss independent of any bird strikes

That's what made it great.

That bird was da man.

LMAO.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-18 09:12am

Darth Wong wrote:One brave bird obviously sacrificed himself in a courageous kamikaze dive in an attempt to rid the world of Fabio. Salute him.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-18 09:49am

Who are we talking about?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-18 09:53am

HemlockGrey wrote:Who are we talking about?

This guy.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-02-18 09:55am

Darth Wong wrote:And ... there are people in the world who listen to Fabio's opinion?!?!?

ROFLMAO

Good ripost!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-18 09:57am

This thread = teh ownz0r

That is all.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-18 10:19am

I thought that the perjorative term for a PETA member was "PETAphile??" (a pun on "pedophile")

By the way, I have a theory that 99.9% of celebrities either are:

1. PETA members
2. Freemasons
3. Scientologists

Does that theory have much root in reality?? (PETA and Scientology certainly do have hordes of celebrity spokespeople at their disposal!)

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-02-18 12:11pm

If Fabio gets stoned to death or something for his PETA thing, I call first dibs on his $400k stereo system.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-18 07:08pm

I don't think Fabio will get stoned to death. He'll probably die from another bird smacking him in the face.

Anyway, who cares what he thinks? I barely know who he is!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-18 07:29pm

Does this man have a website?