Ultimate Sadistic Matchup: WH40K Imperium Vs. Ewoks
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Ultimate Sadistic Matchup: WH40K Imperium Vs. Ewoks
Suppose the Warhammer 40,000 Imperium discovered Endor and saw it filled with Ewoks and as practice for the Imperial Guard and Space Marines despatched them to exterminate the Ewoks. What would the battle be like?
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Re: Ultimate Sadistic Matchup: WH40K Imperium Vs. Ewoks
retarded thread is retarded
In other words, dude, stop posting. As one poster to another.
In other words, dude, stop posting. As one poster to another.
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Re: Ultimate Sadistic Matchup: WH40K Imperium Vs. Ewoks
Fuck this man, I wouldn't pit the Ewoks against my worst enemies.
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Re: Ultimate Sadistic Matchup: WH40K Imperium Vs. Ewoks
The Ewoks would beat the Space Marines to death with rocks and sticks. They would then hijack their spaceships (Imperial military tech is intentionally designed so that feral world primitives can operate and maintain it) and go on an unstoppable galaxy-spanning crusade of destruction that exterminates all major factions in 40k and topples the Chaos gods in favor of the ascendant Ewok pantheon.
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Re: Ultimate Sadistic Matchup: WH40K Imperium Vs. Ewoks
Imperium slaughters the Ewoks? What the hell is this thread suppose to be about? Something to make you feel better about yourself?General Mung Beans wrote:Suppose the Warhammer 40,000 Imperium discovered Endor and saw it filled with Ewoks and as practice for the Imperial Guard and Space Marines despatched them to exterminate the Ewoks. What would the battle be like?
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Re: Ultimate Sadistic Matchup: WH40K Imperium Vs. Ewoks
This is cruel and unusual but truthfully I doubt the Imperium would bother.
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Let's not feed the idiot spambot...
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Re: Ultimate Sadistic Matchup: WH40K Imperium Vs. Ewoks
Ewoks win, because in 40k, they have some freakydeaky ability to rend tanks apart like Catachan Devils or something.
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