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Lets say Bevel Lemelisk dies in the midst of heading the Death Star Project. Who would the Empire hire to replace him.

Poll ended at 2002-09-02 10:43pm

Dexter
13
38%
Mandark
2
6%
Giordi LaForge
0
No votes
Mr Montgomery Scott(Scotty)
18
53%
Seven-Of-Nine
1
3%
Dr Rienhart from The Black Hole
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 34

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Akm72 wrote:
Howedar wrote:Granted Scotty is incredible at fixing things, but has he ever demonstrated the capability to build anything?
Well, Scotty rebuilt TOS Enterprise into the Constitution 2 Enterprise, using almost no componants from the original starship. does that count?
Erm, Scotty did that? Since when?
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Scotty is God...
That is all
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Typhonis 1 wrote:Gotta go with Dexter yes he is a bit young but he can still do the job and distracting Dee Dee should be no problem let her see the pretty lights in a nebula sans spacesuit and ship
Deedee has cartoon physics on her side. She has the ability to get to whereever Dexter is moments after Dexter gets there, no matter what the environment is, as long as it is Funny. (remember the "Dexter do you want to see my dance?" ep? )

Most likely, Dexter will finish the work on the Death Star, soup it up to levels that would make a Culture ship sh!t bricks, then spend the next few minutes using it to try and take out DeeDee. Once the dust clears and two galactic arms have been destroyed stars and all, DeeDee arrives on the actual DeathStar, goes "Oooo! What does THIS do?" and pushes the Auto-Destruct button (after having randomly entered in all the secret codes to get through; remember she also has the ability to get into ANY place no matter what is defending it :)

Once the dust settles, the Emperor sends Dexter and DeeDee back to their own times and calls Scotty in to fix up the pieces. :)
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go with dexter for ideas and plans and have someone else build it while whatever dexter is working on distracts deedee. Also, try to simply shoot deedee in the head with all available firepower, I haven't seen it tried on the cartoon, and it might work.
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consequences wrote:go with dexter for ideas and plans and have someone else build it while whatever dexter is working on distracts deedee. Also, try to simply shoot deedee in the head with all available firepower, I haven't seen it tried on the cartoon, and it might work.
Might work
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SolidSnake wrote:Scotty is God...
That is all
I don't know about that he IS HUMAN
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Scotty for being the miracle worker....

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Yes Scotty is an excellent engineer.
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Definitely Dexter! Dee Dee always shows up to ruin things just as he finishes, so finish the thing inside the main gun, and as soon as it's ready blast DEE DEE at the Rebels! (or even better, the Federation! Dee Dee vs. Treknobabble!!!!!)

Now THAT'S EVIL!!! :lol:
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Asdeed wrote:Definitely Dexter! Dee Dee always shows up to ruin things just as he finishes, so finish the thing inside the main gun, and as soon as it's ready blast DEE DEE at the Rebels! (or even better, the Federation! Dee Dee vs. Treknobabble!!!!!)

Now THAT'S EVIL!!! :lol:

DEE DEE now that's an unstopable superweapon
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I didn't notice the triple post, opps
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the new Death Star head engineer is Scotty!
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What is a "Dexter?" Have not heard of that one... From what I've read here, it seems to be a cartoon engineer. Is that correct?
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jegs2 wrote:What is a "Dexter?" Have not heard of that one... From what I've read here, it seems to be a cartoon engineer. Is that correct?
Yes he's from Cartoon network's Dexter's Lab
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Isolder74 wrote:I didn't notice the triple post, opps
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Master of Ossus wrote:
Isolder74 wrote:
Austin Lange wrote:Lets see:
Seven-Of-Nine
Honestly, will ANY work get done at ALL with her around? She's out.

True
Oh, work will get done. :wink:
If you call THAT "work"... :shock:

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