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Canadian Military :P
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*deploys the ultimate oxymoron*

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David wrote:Canadian Military :P
Before someone else has a chance to target my own branch:

Military Intelligence
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Keevan_Colton wrote:*deploys the ultimate oxymoron*

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you win lol
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Keevan_Colton wrote:*deploys the ultimate oxymoron*

Microsoft Works
Mine does :)
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jegs2 wrote:
David wrote:Canadian Military :P
Before someone else has a chance to target my own branch:

Military Intelligence

I thought about that but considering the number of military people here.........



hehe


God gazes down upon the earth and sees a marine rowing a boat down a river. God listens closely and hears " row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream....."

Now God has heard all about Marine discipline and wonders " What if I take out one quarter of his brain? Will he keep rowing?"

So God takes out 1/4 of the Marine's brain. When he looks again, to his suprise, the Marine hasn't skipped a beat! As he listens he hears once again " row, row, row your boat........"

So God wonders to himself, " What if I remove anothe two quarters of his brain?" So God snaps his fingers and takes out all but 1/4 of the marine's brain.

He gazes down, and is shocked to see the marine has, once again, not skipped a beat or stopped rowing. He very impressed at this point. So he wonders to himself, " what if I take out all of his brain?" So god removes all of the marine's brain!

God listens and watches closely. Lo and behold the marine has stopped! The marine looks around quite puzzled, but finally takes back up the rowing. As God listens he hears the marine quitly singing to himself


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David youre mean. :D
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Lets go visit the friendly Human Resources department...
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I have a few:

Religous Right
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Circular Logic
Pretty Ugly
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That's all I can think of.
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Intelligent AOL user.
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Enlightenment wrote:Intelligent AOL user.
Well, glad to see you make another hasty generalization regardless of the facts.
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Life is beautiful
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Shinova wrote:Life is beautiful
Hey that was a good movie!
How about:
A book by Rush Limbaugh
or
Grassroots Campaign
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Shinova wrote:Life is beautiful
Hey that was a good movie!
How about:
A book by Rush Limbaugh
or
Grassroots Campaign
I don't mean the movie. I mean the phrase itself.
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kojikun wrote:David youre mean. :D


I told this to a marine friend in the Air Force base gym, unfortunetly the military has moved several hundred army people to the base because of the ME situation. Imagine the look on my face when I turned around and saw a dozen army people walk in ( all gorilla size mind you.)
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Creation science.
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religious debates

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Honest politician

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