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OMFG

Can't decide if this is real or just a parody...

http://www.bibleman.com/

Check out the video section..

My brain just melted.
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Faram wrote:OMFG

Can't decide if this is real or just a parody...

http://www.bibleman.com/

Check out the video section..

My brain just melted.
Thats real. I remember posting it to ASVS months ago.

Some of the most fucked up shit I've ever seen.
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This only proves that if there was a Jesus, he died in vain...
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Alex Moon wrote:This only proves that if there was a Jesus, he died in vain...
*Bibleman swoops down and smacks Moon across the face with his "big stick of bible-bashing"*

"Don't take the Lord's Name in vain heathen! Jesus loves you all!"

*Bibleman flies off*

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weemadando wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:This only proves that if there was a Jesus, he died in vain...
*Bibleman swoops down and smacks Moon across the face with his "big stick of bible-bashing"*

"Don't take the Lord's Name in vain heathen! Jesus loves you all!"

*Bibleman flies off*

*WeeMadAndo engages ZSU-34s tracking radar and begins traversing the turret.*
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Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot...

That is some seriously fucked up shit. I wonder what would've happened if they introduced this when Jesus was arguing with the merchants at the Temple Mount? I predict a serious Smacketh-Down (tm)
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Faram wrote:OMFG

Can't decide if this is real or just a parody...

http://www.bibleman.com/

Check out the video section..

My brain just melted.
It is supposed to be taken seriously, although one has to be somewhat of a weirdo to take such a superhero seriously.

"Bible-Man".... couldn't he choose a better name, such as "The Crusader" or "Super Preacher"??
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"Jesus loves you! You're going to burn in hell!" - Bibleman, as he beats a bunch of infidels into the ground.

Note: I just made that up.

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This has been around for awhile now.

First heard of it on the family channel a few years ago. Was channel surffing when, *wham* there is was. Weirdest thing i ever saw and that is saying a hell of a lot.
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Infidel! Allah will strike down this 'Bible-man'!

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I love this shit.
Could Stephen's selfishness bring about the end of the comic strip-and of Bibleman? Or does God have a plan for Shattering the Prince of Pride?
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Uh...
Er....
Ah....

Are you SURE it's not a parody? I've seen one of the previews and they seem to be parodies of Star Wars and superhero movies.
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Faram wrote:OMFG

Can't decide if this is real or just a parody...

http://www.bibleman.com/

Check out the video section..

My brain just melted.
Ive seen the videos. it's hideous.
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Jack Chick and this guy: real-life version of "Dumb and Dumber"
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It's utterly stupid...although I can understand trying to have a Christian-based superhero, basing him solely on Christianity is stupid.

And I only got 6 of the verses right in the "Combat Manual." I wonder which one I got wrong. Probably OT or one of the non-Pauline letters.
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it irritates me soo much, only cuz the bad guys are more incomptent then me when I was 7, and the good guys are so pure and cutesy it makes you gag.
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BWAHAHAHA! WILLIE AAMES??? BWAHAHAHAHA!
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I'd wonder what would happen if Bibleman went up against the Spidey or the Hulk...would he even last a minute?
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By the way, have any of you noticed that in some pictures, Bibleman wields a weapon similar to a lightsabre??

BTW#2, I have ideas for a Lovecraftian equivalent of Bible-Man... NECRONOMICON-MAN!!!!
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Damn, I didn't think it was possible...but...this IS stupider than Chick.
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I hope this guy kept his day job.
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David wrote:I hope this guy kept his day job.
He's the same guy who played Buddy Lembeck on Charles in Charge.
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Cap'n Hector wrote:I'd wonder what would happen if Bibleman went up against the Spidey or the Hulk...would he even last a minute?
I'm guessing he'd call for God to smite his for, but since he's out of his world and in another dimension, nothing would happen, and without his man in the sky, Bibleman will be powerless!
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Well, Bibleman does have a lightsaber. How's about Bibleman vs. Darth Vader? Can Bibleman fill Vader with the grace of God, or will the Dark Lord of Sith turn him over to the Dark Side?
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

chick is more hateful, this guy is more indoctrinating.

and, Im surprised lucas doesnt sue.
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