What would you do if you met God?
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BlkbrryTheGreat
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Id ask him if he had any Sins to confess.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
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Slayen
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If the Christian God: smake Him/Her/It upside the head and ask, "what the hell is wrong with you!?"
If the God I hope is up there: Deep philosophical discusions followed by asking him to PLEASE try and set those thrice damned fanatics straight.
If the God I hope is up there: Deep philosophical discusions followed by asking him to PLEASE try and set those thrice damned fanatics straight.
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that's one I'd agree with, tho the first one I'd say 'if the christian god I beleive in'Slayen wrote:If the Christian God: smake Him/Her/It upside the head and ask, "what the hell is wrong with you!?"
If the God I hope is up there: Deep philosophical discusions followed by asking him to PLEASE try and set those thrice damned fanatics straight.
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I'd ask Him why bad things happen to good people. If he had to think about it, I'd punch Him in the face.
Chris: "Way to go dad, fight the machine"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
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Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
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Cap'n Hector
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Hmmm...
- Ask for the ultimate computer.
- Try to get free will re-installed. It seems to have gotten corrupted...
- Ask if any SF novels got "it" right.
- Get the Perfect Cup of Coffee.
- Get some sushi.
- Ask why, if there was only one true god, there were many one, true religions.
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Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!
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Gonna Be a Southern Baptist. Music to piss off the fundies.
Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!
Support bacteria: The only culture some people have!
Gonna Be a Southern Baptist. Music to piss off the fundies.
