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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Vympel wrote:I read some bullshit about ancient astronauts called 'Gods of the New Millenium'. I read it some 6 years ago- and was taken in completely. I know better now. It's absolute bullshit- putting a spin on 'evidence' to fit your preconcieved bullshit theories.
Let me guess - it was written by a certain Erich Von Däniken??
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This is Pacal the second's sarcophagus lid from Palenque, Chiapas, MX. It shows the Ahau at the moment of death, falling into the jaws of the underworld. This is a colorised image, kinda "coloring bookish" in style, but it clarifies the complex iconography.
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Here's EvD's take on the same image. It's clearly an astronaut in the motorcycle-like cockpit of a spaceship, because everyone knows little brown jungle dwelling monkeys could never comprehend something as complex as stone architecture.
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Frank Hipper wrote:Here's EvD's take on the same image. It's clearly an astronaut in the motorcycle-like cockpit of a spaceship, because everyone knows little brown jungle dwelling monkeys could never comprehend something as complex as stone architecture.
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Von Däniken has probably never heard of Occam's Razor.... or he just deliberately ignores it.
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Lets say you have the technology to visit other worlds and you find a primitive culture,i din`t think you`ll go with the ST prime directive crap you would descend on this world and take a look before leaving.

and for some of the stories in the bible i`m sure they saw something like ufo, if they were imagining seeing things it would have been the usual like demons,dragons sea monsters or angels.
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Hummm choices choices. Do I mock this necron style or stargate style? Oh the descisions.

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Right Im back to finish what I started yesterday...

The general concensus among archeologists is that human civilisation is around 10,000 to 8,000 years old...

Based on things Iv seen & read I believe that human civilisation is a bit older...

Im not sure if I want believe the 120,000 years that some place on the pyramids & sphinx (& incidently many other sites around the globe) - which seem to be based on the way certain sites are located in realtion to either the stars or the north pole...

I think 20,000 years is fair to encapsulate many older myths such as Atlantis (which was probably a country that was destroyed in the flood)

I don't have any concrete evidence to back my belief up so don't expect me to argue excessivley...

Think what you will... [/u]
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Atlantis is part of a story made up by Plato in order to teach moral lessons about ideal societies. He was not talking about a real place, nor did he ever claim to.
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http://www.rael.org/

Oh sh*t. Do they seriously believe in this stuff themselves?
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Dooey Jo wrote:http://www.rael.org/

Oh sh*t. Do they seriously believe in this stuff themselves?
As much as Scientology believes that Earth once was called Teegeeack.
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Dooey Jo wrote:http://www.rael.org/

Oh sh*t. Do they seriously believe in this stuff themselves?
For his followers i think they believe that shit but the founder knows its a load of crap,he created that cult to have sex with young airhead girls.
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Montcalm wrote:
Dooey Jo wrote:http://www.rael.org/

Oh sh*t. Do they seriously believe in this stuff themselves?
For his followers i think they believe that shit but the founder knows its a load of crap,he created that cult to have sex with young airhead girls.
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Dooey Jo wrote:http://www.rael.org/

Oh sh*t. Do they seriously believe in this stuff themselves?
Raelianism is a religion invented by the French. No further elaboration is necessary, that statement speaks for itself.
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