If you had 24 hours to live...
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If you had 24 hours to live...
If you found out that you were only going to be alive for 24 hours, and there was nothing you could do about it, what would you do during those 24 hours?
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I would *CENSORED* and then if I had some time left *CENSORED* with extra *CENSORED* and some *CENSORED*....pretty good plan really....Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If you found out that you were only going to be alive for 24 hours, and there was nothing you could do about it, what would you do during those 24 hours?
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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Re: If you had 24 hours to live...
Find Kim Bauer and screw her. What? This isn't about 24: Day 2?Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If you found out that you were only going to be alive for 24 hours, and there was nothing you could do about it, what would you do during those 24 hours?
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I would punch the fortune-teller in the head and demand my money back.
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I drive down to South Street, load up on booze, weed, and all the drugs I'd like to try but I'm afraid would kill me, and pick up some hookers. Goddammit, if I'm going out, I'm going out in STYLE.
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Trust me when I say you might like to follow it up with my idea....Darth Wong wrote:I would punch the fortune-teller in the head and demand my money back.
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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Lets say walking bomb, probably to an elementary school/dense populated area. Sounds pretty horrible but at least I'll be immortalized as the "Crazy motherfucker who blew up the school way back when." in the years 3000+. Or I'd have a shoot out in a skyscraper wait for all the media to arrive then jump from the roof during live TV. Or rape a celebrity.
Im looking to be remembered even if it's not something good to be remembered for.
Im looking to be remembered even if it's not something good to be remembered for.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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"I want to be famous or infamous....either way as long as I'm remembered"Subnormal wrote:Lets say walking bomb, probably to an elementary school/dense populated area. Sounds pretty horrible but at least I'll be immortalized as the "Crazy motherfucker who blew up the school way back when." in the years 3000+. Or I'd have a shoot out in a skyscraper wait for all the media to arrive then jump from the roof during live TV. Or rape a celebrity.
Im looking to be remembered even if it's not something good to be remembered for.
That it?
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:"I want to be famous or infamous....either way as long as I'm remembered"Subnormal wrote:Lets say walking bomb, probably to an elementary school/dense populated area. Sounds pretty horrible but at least I'll be immortalized as the "Crazy motherfucker who blew up the school way back when." in the years 3000+. Or I'd have a shoot out in a skyscraper wait for all the media to arrive then jump from the roof during live TV. Or rape a celebrity.
Im looking to be remembered even if it's not something good to be remembered for.
That it?
Precisely. By the way if get laid was thrown toward me, I already have been.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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--Albert Einstein
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
--George Carlin
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You would...read? In your last 24 hours?! You've had all your life to read, isn't there one thing that you normally wouldn't wanna/be able to do that you would in this situation.God Emperor wrote:I would read a good book.
And for all those thinking of completly going wild, ruining your lives and being on run from the law and several branches of mafia by the end of the night, just think how you'll feel tomorrow morning when you wake up and realise the fortune teller was taking the piss.
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Odd wild occasions arent too uncommon in my life.....I seem to attract strange situations so it'd be alright.....I'm going more for "final bout of fun" rather than "illegal crime spree"* anyway.....Morning Star wrote:You would...read? In your last 24 hours?! You've had all your life to read, isn't there one thing that you normally wouldn't wanna/be able to do that you would in this situation.God Emperor wrote:I would read a good book.
And for all those thinking of completly going wild, ruining your lives and being on run from the law and several branches of mafia by the end of the night, just think how you'll feel tomorrow morning when you wake up and realise the fortune teller was taking the piss.
[edit]tidying it a little[/edit]
*(I cant help but cross over with the redundant phrases thread...)
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"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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I would find the guy who harassed my older sister 10 years ago and liquidate him.
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Morning Star wrote:You would...read? In your last 24 hours?! You've had all your life to read, isn't there one thing that you normally wouldn't wanna/be able to do that you would in this situation.God Emperor wrote:I would read a good book.
Yes there is one thing I would like to do:
Tell all the people that piss me off to go fuck themselves and die.
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There are some people I'd need to talk to. That would be far more important to me than selfish desires.
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It appears that many would want to get laid. Is this being stated because those who want to have never been laid before?
The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind.
--Albert Einstein
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
--George Carlin
--Albert Einstein
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
--George Carlin
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Nope, its because its very pleasant and if you havent got much time left might as well squeeze in the enjoyable stuff....its all the eternity you have left.Subnormal wrote:It appears that many would want to get laid. Is this being stated because those who want to have never been laid before?
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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