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If you found out that you were only going to be alive for 24 hours, and there was nothing you could do about it, what would you do during those 24 hours?
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Whatever, I'm gonna die anyway. Wouldn't give a shit.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If you found out that you were only going to be alive for 24 hours, and there was nothing you could do about it, what would you do during those 24 hours?
I would *CENSORED* and then if I had some time left *CENSORED* with extra *CENSORED* and some *CENSORED*....pretty good plan really....
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If you found out that you were only going to be alive for 24 hours, and there was nothing you could do about it, what would you do during those 24 hours?
Find Kim Bauer and screw her. What? This isn't about 24: Day 2?
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Option 1) Cry my eyes out.

Option 2) Whatever the fuck I want.
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I would punch the fortune-teller in the head and demand my money back.
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I would read a good book.
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I drive down to South Street, load up on booze, weed, and all the drugs I'd like to try but I'm afraid would kill me, and pick up some hookers. Goddammit, if I'm going out, I'm going out in STYLE.
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Darth Wong wrote:I would punch the fortune-teller in the head and demand my money back.
Trust me when I say you might like to follow it up with my idea....
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Lets say walking bomb, probably to an elementary school/dense populated area. Sounds pretty horrible but at least I'll be immortalized as the "Crazy motherfucker who blew up the school way back when." in the years 3000+. Or I'd have a shoot out in a skyscraper wait for all the media to arrive then jump from the roof during live TV. Or rape a celebrity.

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hmmmmm get laid?
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Subnormal wrote:Lets say walking bomb, probably to an elementary school/dense populated area. Sounds pretty horrible but at least I'll be immortalized as the "Crazy motherfucker who blew up the school way back when." in the years 3000+. Or I'd have a shoot out in a skyscraper wait for all the media to arrive then jump from the roof during live TV. Or rape a celebrity.

Im looking to be remembered even if it's not something good to be remembered for.
"I want to be famous or infamous....either way as long as I'm remembered"

That it?
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Subnormal wrote:Lets say walking bomb, probably to an elementary school/dense populated area. Sounds pretty horrible but at least I'll be immortalized as the "Crazy motherfucker who blew up the school way back when." in the years 3000+. Or I'd have a shoot out in a skyscraper wait for all the media to arrive then jump from the roof during live TV. Or rape a celebrity.

Im looking to be remembered even if it's not something good to be remembered for.
"I want to be famous or infamous....either way as long as I'm remembered"

That it?

Precisely. By the way if get laid was thrown toward me, I already have been.
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God Emperor wrote:I would read a good book.
You would...read? In your last 24 hours?! You've had all your life to read, isn't there one thing that you normally wouldn't wanna/be able to do that you would in this situation.


And for all those thinking of completly going wild, ruining your lives and being on run from the law and several branches of mafia by the end of the night, just think how you'll feel tomorrow morning when you wake up and realise the fortune teller was taking the piss.
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Morning Star wrote:
God Emperor wrote:I would read a good book.
You would...read? In your last 24 hours?! You've had all your life to read, isn't there one thing that you normally wouldn't wanna/be able to do that you would in this situation.


And for all those thinking of completly going wild, ruining your lives and being on run from the law and several branches of mafia by the end of the night, just think how you'll feel tomorrow morning when you wake up and realise the fortune teller was taking the piss.
Odd wild occasions arent too uncommon in my life.....I seem to attract strange situations so it'd be alright.....I'm going more for "final bout of fun" rather than "illegal crime spree"* anyway.....

[edit]tidying it a little[/edit]
*(I cant help but cross over with the redundant phrases thread...)
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I would find the guy who harassed my older sister 10 years ago and liquidate him.
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Morning Star wrote:
God Emperor wrote:I would read a good book.
You would...read? In your last 24 hours?! You've had all your life to read, isn't there one thing that you normally wouldn't wanna/be able to do that you would in this situation.

Yes there is one thing I would like to do:
Tell all the people that piss me off to go fuck themselves and die.
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Get drunk, party, and then preferably laid.
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Reminisce over my life, then go to the roof so I can meet the apocalypse face on.
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Run around, do things I normally wouldn't do, take risks...

Maybe see if I can get myself laid...

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There are some people I'd need to talk to. That would be far more important to me than selfish desires.
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It appears that many would want to get laid. Is this being stated because those who want to have never been laid before?
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Meet every person I've ever hated and pesonally kick them in nuts with a steel toed boot. But then again I don't know if 24 hours would be long enough to cover it all. :)
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Subnormal wrote:It appears that many would want to get laid. Is this being stated because those who want to have never been laid before?
Nope, its because its very pleasant and if you havent got much time left might as well squeeze in the enjoyable stuff....its all the eternity you have left.
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