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all-knowing

perfect

good vs evil
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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"I never lie"
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Microsoft Excel

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Shinova wrote:religious debates
Gotta disagree with this one, after some of my college courses. We've gotten some good debates going, and actually followed logical rules the entire time.
Stanley Hauerwas wrote:[W]hy is it that no one is angry at the inequality of income in this country? I mean, the inequality of income is unbelievable. Unbelievable. Why isn’t that ever an issue of politics? Because you don’t live in a democracy. You live in a plutocracy. Money rules.
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DarkStar's right.
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Enlightenment wrote:Intelligent AOL user.
Enlightenment


:oops: did i say that

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Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
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Omnipotency

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Central "Intelligence" Agency... :D

Btw, the Marines/Army joke back there was too funny.

However I would tend to think that it should have started with an Army guy, the local Marines at Subbase Bangor couldn't vape the targets with a pallet of ammunition... Bad thing is, a friend and I watched this.
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"User Friendly"

"Errpr Free"
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Why have nobody suggested "Conservative Progressive??"

(Come on, conservatism is about preventing change!! So how can a conservative be progressive??)
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compasionate conservative






Lol and I'm what would be a conservative, I think?
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David wrote:compasionate conservative

ROTFLMAO!
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Omniscient Omnipotent

I particularly like that one. If you're omniscient, then you know the future. If you really know the future, then you can't change it. If you can't change the future, you're not omnipotent. If you're really omnipotent, then you can't know the future, because you might change it, so you can't be omniscient at the same time.
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Compulsory Volunteer

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Payment-Free
Celebrity Justice
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moral relativism
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Human Sentience
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court of justice.
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