YAY! One thousand posts. And I'll be here for another thousand too! But enough banter, onto the festivities!
*Music fills the air, as rows of gnomes march down the street in a stiff but orderly fashion. Hangliders soar through the skies dropping confetti and other usless junk onto the cheering crowds below. The lawns of every citizen proudly display their lawn ornament, gnome or not. It's a beautiful day out, and the crowd can hardly hold in their joy.*
*The gnomes attentivley stop midway through the streets and stare up into the press box containing none other than the Gnome to end all Gnomes, Darth Garden Gnome*
"People of this fair city, I will be the first to welcome you to the one thous-"
*But DGG is cut off by an ominous rumbling that echoes through the city. The skies grow dark, and and grey clouds form over the city. Thunder begins to ring in every citizens ear.*
"What the fu-"
*Search lights blast through the darkness from above and the faint sound of propeller blades can be heard through the din of the storm. Several helicopters land in the town sqaure, and the people scatter to hide in their homes. The helicopters are simply labeled: MODS. Several men drop from the choppers carrying the tool of the trade. The lockdown.*
"Hey! Don't rain on my parade! No literally, you're gonna wash all the paint off my gnomes! It'll take weeks to get them back to the factory and re-painted. Do you really want to have that burdon on your shoulders? Well do ya?"
*Chases mods away with a big stick*
"Let the festivities continue!"
*The sky clears, the people emerge from their homes, and soon enough the gnomes continue marching onwards to the next city.*
Ok, well I'm done.
Happy Gnome Makes 1k posts Day!
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Darth Garden Gnome
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Happy Gnome Makes 1k posts Day!
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ArmorPierce
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Congratulations, you have reached you second (some might say thrid) post barrier.
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To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Keevan_Colton
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Hmm....by next week I should be on the council....so long as I listen to them 
Have fun with your armies...
Have fun with your armies...
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
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"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
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"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
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