From the makers of the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

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From the makers of the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

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WAMPA RUG!
Capture Your Own Hoth Snow Beast

Here at ThinkGeek we pride ourselves on offering nifty products covering all aspects of the Empire Strikes Back story... since it is the 30th anniversary and all. Last year we launched the coveted Tauntaun sleeping bag, allowing children of all ages to nestle safe in the guts of a tauntaun.

Now as a sort of product-based prequel we give you this amazing "bear rug" style Wampa. As you may recall from Empire, before Luke was preserved inside a dead tauntaun he had a fight with a hideous Wampa snow beast in the mountain caves of Hoth. Now you can catch your own Wampa and take him home to decorate your swank bachelor pad. The Star Wars fangirls will love the high-quality synthetic fur, plush pillow head and fearsome claws.

Important Note:
Unfortunately you only get the Wampa rug. Slave Leia is NOT included and we double-dare you to make any comments about how she isn't featured until the next movie.
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Re: From the makers of the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

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expect a great deal of babies being photographed on wampa rug instead of the old bear rugs.
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Fucking awesome. :twisted: :lol:
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