Enlarge your breasts...

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Enlarge your breasts...

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Got this in my e-mail, except that I'm male... :roll:

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Yeah, it doesn't work anyway... :roll:
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Wow, 8 views in less than 20 seconds...
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That's ok, I constantly am getting "enlarge your penis" ads in my email... and my name is part of my email.
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Exonerate wrote:Wow, 8 views in less than 20 seconds...
:wink:

Yes, feel that ego rise. :roll: :wink:



As for this breast supplement thing........well....no real comment except that it tries.
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I must be lucky. Anywhere from 0-1 emails every 2 or 3 days. :mrgreen:

Spam-free 8)
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We're suckers for spam. :wink:
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I get those. I also get home loan and credit card spam, even though if I were a girl I'd be jailbait.
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According to the Statics of mu Junk Mail box and a quick search.

Here's a line for you all

If I used every penis enlargment system adverstised to me by email, My penis would be measured in light-seconds

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Mr Bean wrote:According to the Statics of mu Junk Mail box and a quick search.

Here's a line for you all

If I used every penis enlargment system adverstised to me by email, My penis would be measured in light-seconds
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And I would be able to borrow twenty thousand times my own worth...

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my mom gets the penis enlargement ads all the time.

me, I get free phone minutes.
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With one of my old e-mail adresses, I got at least one "enlarge your penis" junk mail a week. Each time, I deleted the message and blocked the sender. I don't trust those ads, and I don't want a 6-foot dick anyway.
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My grandmother gets penis enlargement spam..................................

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I almost never get any spam that isn't from run-of-the-mill places like Sockwave.com, IGN, MatchMaker, or NeoPets. Except this one time I got something about a site that sells all kinds of women's panties. :? I tried to view it, but to no avail it had some kind of coding error that made it an unreadable HTML documnet of some sorts.

'Dissapointed' would have been an understatement. :wink:
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lmfao.. i believe you can get that kinda stuff by browsing google..
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I need some kind of proof.
PICTURES OF SOME SORT!
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Necro99 wrote:I need some kind of proof.
PICTURES OF SOME SORT!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Pictures would be nice... :twisted:
But hope you don't get any ads for prostrate health in your em-mail. :wink: Ewww......
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Yeah, i get a shit load of spam since yesterday when I got a msn account (I refused until yesterday because it was in my best interest to do so) and I got a hotmail account and now I'm getting about 100 junk mail a day. Is there anyway to stop the junk mail besides bringing it all the way to the top filtering level (It's already at middle)? Like click somewhere to stop them from giving out my e-mail or something?
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Lubrication not included.
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Enlargement ads...

If I used those and they worked, I would be The #1 pornstar! :twisted:

Or anyone else for that matter.

Sheesh...
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I have been getting woman fucking horse spam :roll:
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Kintaro wrote:I have been getting woman fucking horse spam :roll:
Ahh, "Barnyard Beauties". They spammed me quite a bit as well. I got a little bit of everything. I finally just abandoned my hotmail account, let it fill up to the limit with spam, and finally MSN deleted it. I don't get it nearly as badly with Operamail, and that's the account I give out to sites that ask for it.
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RedImperator wrote:
Kintaro wrote:I have been getting woman fucking horse spam :roll:
Ahh, "Barnyard Beauties". They spammed me quite a bit as well. I got a little bit of everything. I finally just abandoned my hotmail account, let it fill up to the limit with spam, and finally MSN deleted it. I don't get it nearly as badly with Operamail, and that's the account I give out to sites that ask for it.
I get a reasonable amount of spam...all the types mentioned above.

I got one message that cracks me up every time. It's "Rush Priority Rapid Delivery" e-mail.

It's got three signatures on it.

It's available here as a JPEG.

EDIT: Forgot the end of the URL.
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Well, actually, it's good that we're hotlinking it from the spammer's server, since it's wasting their resources :)
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Nah, it's off my server...I didn't trust 'em to leave the images online for my amusment, so I PDF'd it and JPEG'd it.

The original was a mess of little images...created a large-ish PDF, hence the JPEG that I linked to...
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