Fanfic Challege: Planet of the Trolls

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-08 06:43pm

Ok, parody of Planet of the Apes, where a Netizen arrives in a place to find it over-run by trolls. Then he finds evedence that it is His or Her FAVORITE net local that has been overrun in their absence.

Jack Lain · Post by **Jack Lain** » 2002-08-08 11:51pm

You bastards. You posted it all up. Bastards!

-Jack "nice idea" Lain.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-08-08 11:58pm

"Get your hands off me you damned dirty trolls!" Ripped shirt Stravo growled.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2002-08-09 01:05am

Beneath The Planet of the Trolls.

Hidden people use a 200GT turbolaser to destroy the Planet of the Trolls.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-09 01:34am

gee I thought it was going to be Thelea's "Eclipse Thread"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-17 12:38am

I'd prefer to have a planet of rabid Trekkies, and have one poerson crash on the planet, an refute their arguments one by one.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-17 01:32am

So the statue of liberty would be what ASVS or SD.net?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-17 05:44am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'd prefer to have a planet of rabid Trekkies, and have one poerson crash on the planet, an refute their arguments one by one.

With an M249 SAW

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-19 05:07am

A SAW doesn't have enough stopping power to get through their thick skulls.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-19 06:17am

consequences wrote:A SAW doesn't have enough stopping power to get through their thick skulls.

Penetration and stopping power are not the same, the relationship is inversely proportional. For a given amount of muzzle energy, the more penetration you have the less stopping power. The result is 5.56 rounds will at longer ranges punch clear though a body but not even knock the person over. At shorter ranges, the bullets tend to break up, dumping all the energy into the body.

5.56 is heavy on penetration, and with the recently introduced discarding sabot AP rounds Sweden makes, you can punch clear though an inch of steel. That should do for a trolls skull.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-21 12:01am

have you done scientific measurements on the density of a trolls skull? Besides, you need stopping power to keep them at bay while you prep the heavy weapons to put them down for good.

Asdeed · Post by **Asdeed** » 2002-08-21 02:36am

Why shoot a troll in the head, they've LONG since proved there's nothing left upstairs to kill. Shoot em in the gonads, then at least they can't breed!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-22 01:51am

Shotguns

Pancor Jack Hammers, disembowl them, while their standing there.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-08-22 10:10am

Nah, it wouldn't work. Anybody who stepped foot on the planet would be immediatly killed by the Stupidion particles.

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Fanfic Challege: Planet of the Trolls

Fanfic Challege: Planet of the Trolls

Penetrate the skulls?