When Big Simply Isn't Big Enough

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The evidence, for your consideration:

Skin smudged over strap
Gravity-defying bulge
Poorly disguised smudge
Fake-looking stretched skin
It's hard to see at regular magnification, but at 200%, it becomes evident that's the breast is just pasted over the armpit, plus the shadow looks wrong
The fingers just vanish--no shadows, and how many women stand casually with their hands on their chests under their breasts?]/b]
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innerbrat wrote: I once knew a 32H.

Thin waist, super-big breasts?


No offense if she was a friend of yours but..........back pain....
What's her bust size!?

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Darth Wong wrote:I'm willing to bet that those pictures have been Photoshopped.
Exactly my thought. That has to be phsyiologically impossible. She wouldn't be able to stand up straight...
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NF_Utvol wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I'm willing to bet that those pictures have been Photoshopped.
Exactly my thought. That has to be phsyiologically impossible. She wouldn't be able to stand up straight...
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http://www.minkaxxx.com/minka.html

Adult site. Youngsters visit at their own peril.

No, those are not photoshopped.

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Yes of course they're fake, you sod! You think those sorts of things exist in nature?
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It must be impossible to dive underwater like that....ugh...I don't know what kind of people find that attractive.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:It must be impossible to dive underwater like that....ugh...I don't know what kind of people find that attractive.
Diving underwater? I think if you're worried about aqua activities you have mixed priorities, I'd be worrying more about my lungs bursting firstly, nothing like pulmonary oedema to teach breast implant lovers a thing or two.
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This is the kind of stuff you see on Jerry Springer. I remember an episode where they had a bunch of women with 50-60dd tits, and one of them was bitching about how she couldn't tie her shoes since she couldn't see her feet with her monster breasts in the way. Fuckin' hilarious episode. :D
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Someone, somewhere, must find that attractive. Yikes.
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aerius wrote:This is the kind of stuff you see on Jerry Springer. I remember an episode where they had a bunch of women with 50-60dd tits, and one of them was bitching about how she couldn't tie her shoes since she couldn't see her feet with her monster breasts in the way. Fuckin' hilarious episode. :D
Didn't they have big-breasted women on Jenny Jones once? I tihnk there was one that had one boob bigger than the other or something.

Anyway, I don't know who would be attracted to breasts that big, and how women with breasts that big don't aren't crippled from back cramps.
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Better question: what drives some women to do this?
What's her bust size!?

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Shinova wrote:Better question: what drives some women to do this?
I'm sure its impulses similar to the ones to be found in people on reality TV shows.....
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Shinova wrote:Better question: what drives some women to do this?
Low self esteem. Bad body image.
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Ah...so women have "compensation" too, I see. :mrgreen:
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At first I thought those were real...then I noticed the Photoshoping.
But, still, those are fucking HUGE. :shock:
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When your breast getts bigger than your head, IT'S TOO DAMN BIG!!!
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darthdavid wrote:When your breast getts bigger than your head, IT'S TOO DAMN BIG!!!
Having large breasts is nice, but that was WAAAAAAAAY overboard.
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There's an entire fetish that centers around fantasies about women's breasts magically growing to enormous sizes. The more artistic among them take photos of women (usually already fairly well-endowed) and do a Photoshop job to make them gargantuan. I'd be willing to bet that's the audience this picture was intended for, though whoever did it did a really sloppy job.
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of course it´s possible to have breasts like that. does anyone remember lolo ferrari? she was a spanish(?) chick who had her breasts pumped up like that. she died not too long ago because of all the painkillers she had to take which she had to take because of the weight of her breast.

i dont think that´s photoshoped.
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Uh... I've seen movies of the lass. One with her placing them knockers on a piano, which is *really* spooky.

Meh, they're real (well, kinda). But there are morphed versions of her out there, for some dumb ass reason.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:http://www.bigwideworld.com/browse/myph ... Elaine52dd

How do you LIVE like that?!

She won't grow old much like Lola, she's gonna collapse her spine. :roll:
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I saw an episode of jenny jones once, and the woman had a bust size 43FFF.... she said they were made of carbon fiber
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OMFG!!!

I hate the assholes who find that attractive....

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