Bad Movies Forever!

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-08-07 12:31am

Ah, B Movies...Some of my favorite movies are B-grade. The simplicity, the cool monsters...you just turn off your brain and giggle incoherently at the screen displaying such ludicrus things as Giant Insects, UFO's and Hobos.

However, some B movies are actually good movies in disguise. Examples:
Gamera 3: Incomplete Struggle (My personal Favorite Movie)
the original Gojira (Dark, Atmospheric, and slightly haunting)

As for the Giant Antimater Spacebuzzard, It actually was able to raise, at will, an invisible Antimater sheild...

Does that even make sense? Who cares! It's a B Movie!

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-08-07 12:33am

I suddenly feel stupid...I ment this to be a relpy!

The second message and I already Screwed up! THAT was QUICK!

Ah, well, maybe their are more people who like B movies out there in this room of intelegent people...

Or...maybe not.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-08-07 09:52pm

Nah, tain't nobody here like B movies.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-08-08 11:02am

Ya know what's sad, I can not only name the movie that comes form, but several other useless facts about that movie, and the meaningfulness of that shot...E-gad.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-08-08 12:47pm

Well, name away.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-08-08 10:12pm

The Shot is of Heisei 2 Gojira (Largest and most powerful Gojira encarnation, 100m tall) in his debut film "Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah" (1991)

The City: Tokyo, The guy in the office: Mr. Shindo.

Meaningfullness:

In 1945, Mr. Shindo was a comanding officer on Lagos Island durring the American Assult of said Island. The Japanese were being massecard, until a giant Dinosaur, Godzillasaurus (!) routed the American's attempts to take the island. The Dinosaur saved his life, but was seriously wounded by the cannons from an off-shore destroyer (!!). Still, the American's thought it best to 'Let Sleeping Dragons lye'. When Japan surrendured, they could not take the dinosaur with them, cuz it was still hurt - and 12m tall (!!!)

Yet, the dinosaur survived.

In 1954, The Americans used the island of Lagos for Nuclear testing...that is when Godzilla first appeared.

Godzilla recognized Shindo...and came to the shocking realization, "YOU LEFT ME ON THAT ISLAND TO DIE!!!" ::SCORCH!!::

I could go into the origin of Heisei Gojira 2, but I'm tired right now and really don't feel like it.

On a side note: G vs. KG is noted for Anti-American Sentiments throughout the movie.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2002-08-08 10:24pm

Dang... you've got the Gojira trivia down, Gojira-san.

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-08-08 11:47pm

They certainly are a lot of fun.

Anyone think that newest Godzilla movie will be any good?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-08-09 08:54am

One word:

REPTILICUS!!!!

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2002-08-11 04:49pm

*shudders at the mention of Reptilicus* baaad movie, shoulda been made into an MST3K

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-08-17 02:36am

Jadeite wrote:*shudders at the mention of Reptilicus* baaad movie, shoulda been made into an MST3K

Bad movie?? It's at least enjoyable. However, it is indeed ideal for MST3K....

Now, if only MST3K started heckling old Star Trek episodes...

"Mystery Star Trek 3000"

BioDroid · Post by **BioDroid** » 2002-08-17 06:21am

They did, only they didn't need to watch the episodes while they did it...did anyone catch the episode where TV's Frank and Dr. Forrester were forced to watch the bad movie and Mike and Crow (with a beard!) were down in Deep 13?