Oh man... you can swap guns! And hold ammo independently!adam_grif wrote:Cliff delivers some stuff for Stark and Hav to masturbate to.
E3 motherfuckers.
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Re: E3 motherfuckers.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Re: E3 motherfuckers.
I like how some previewers are going "zomg this is the most glorious pixel art ever seen", when it's all recycled from the DS games, much of which was in turn recycled from Symphony of the Night, or even Rondo of Blood. From 19-fucking-93!Gramzamber wrote:What is this multiplayer Castlevania shit?
When are they going to learn that if it's not good old Castlevania or Metroidvania, it's going to suck? Gah.
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Gears didn't have those things before?Havok wrote:Oh man... you can swap guns! And hold ammo independently!adam_grif wrote:Cliff delivers some stuff for Stark and Hav to masturbate to.
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Nope.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Re: E3 motherfuckers.
There's been a lot of kickass CGI trailers I've been seeing lately. Sometimes I wish those CGI companies would just start bringing out kickass movies instead of making great trailers for games that end up sucking. I'd totally be down for some of that shit.Man those TOR trailers are the best fucking SW we've gotten since Empire. Too bad the game will suck.
With the 2 / 2 male / female split, I'm wondering if the characters that each player controls will swap around between missions. It'd be kinda weird of Dom got the shaft for coop and we always had those four from the stage demo.Havok wrote:Oh man... you can swap guns! And hold ammo independently!
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Colour me shocked that *the* testosterone shooter series, Gears of War, is now doing more for gender equality while so-called total customisation games wallow in pathetic excuses (I'm looking at you, Brink). 
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I think they a lot are using the same studio, there's something about the style that seems very similar in a number of these trailers.There's been a lot of kickass CGI trailers I've been seeing lately. Sometimes I wish those CGI companies would just start bringing out kickass movies instead of making great trailers for games that end up sucking. I'd totally be down for some of that shit.
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Okay. So what are you guys expecting from Nintendo today?
Come on ... Star Fox.
Come on ... Star Fox.
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I was going to go to sleep, except then I realized the Ninty E3 conference started at 2am, so now I'm watching the live stream on 1up. Got a bowl of pasta, a drink and I've thrown two logs on the fireplace.
Now I can get disappointed by their boring conference in comfort
OH CRAP A COUNTDOWN>
Now I can get disappointed by their boring conference in comfort
OH CRAP A COUNTDOWN>
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
Re: E3 motherfuckers.
Man, Miyamoto is kind of shit at Zelda. And the wiimote doesn't seem to be following his moves too closely.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Wow, Nintendo has a lot more work to do on this Zelda.
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Haha oh man.
He pulls the bow out and the thing doesn't work. The controller starts spazzing out. Oh boy. How embarresing.
The translator is blaming it on wireless interference.
He pulls the bow out and the thing doesn't work. The controller starts spazzing out. Oh boy. How embarresing.
The translator is blaming it on wireless interference.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Re: E3 motherfuckers.
This just in: Wiimote is a fiddly piece of crap.
Welcome to 4 years ago.
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Well if that's true then all of the other Wii games should play like crap then.adam_grif wrote:Haha oh man.
He pulls the bow out and the thing doesn't work. The controller starts spazzing out. Oh boy. How embarresing.
The translator is blaming it on wireless interference.
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Lookout zelda, they're bringing out the big guns now! Mario Volleball! Yeaaaah!!!!
EDIT: No wait, Mario Sport Mix or some shit.
EDIT: No wait, Mario Sport Mix or some shit.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Wii Party. Hold me back.
Come onnnn hurry up and bring out the fucking 3DS already you idiots.
Oh fuck, they're showing off some no-name dancing game called Just Dance from Ubisoft. Or rather, the sequel. DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO ATTENDS YOUR CONFERENCE NINTENDO? IT'S NOT PEOPLE WHO PLAY LET'S DANCE>
Come onnnn hurry up and bring out the fucking 3DS already you idiots.
Oh fuck, they're showing off some no-name dancing game called Just Dance from Ubisoft. Or rather, the sequel. DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO ATTENDS YOUR CONFERENCE NINTENDO? IT'S NOT PEOPLE WHO PLAY LET'S DANCE>
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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I'll appreciate it for the fact that its a bunch of sports in one game rather than individually releasing Mario Volleyball, then basketball, then hockey.adam_grif wrote:Lookout zelda, they're bringing out the big guns now! Mario Volleball! Yeaaaah!!!!
EDIT: No wait, Mario Sport Mix or some shit.
As easy as it is to knock them for showing us Just Dance 2, in their defense the first one sold really well.
And its time to see what the Golden Sun hype is about.
Goldeneye!!!
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Oh shit, Goldeneye Remake.
Wait fuck, was that Daniel Craig? GET OUT OF THAT GAME, NOT-BROSNAN!
Wait fuck, was that Daniel Craig? GET OUT OF THAT GAME, NOT-BROSNAN!
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Warren Spectre is doing a Micky Mouse game? FUCKING LOL.
What's wrong, why no Song of the South game? Oh, you weren't proud of that one?
What's wrong, why no Song of the South game? Oh, you weren't proud of that one?
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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A new GoldenEye? Did EA try that with that medicore 'bad guy' game a few years back? 
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I never did get the love for Goldeneye, aside from the constant amusement of shooting Russians in the balls.
Still you just know this remake is going to fall flat on it's face and be blasted as a mediocre ripoff by the hardcore fans.
Still you just know this remake is going to fall flat on it's face and be blasted as a mediocre ripoff by the hardcore fans.
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GOLDENEYE: ROGUE AGENTSrelex wrote:A new GoldenEye? Did EA try that with that medicore 'bad guy' game a few years back?
This is a remake though, not an in-name-only sequel.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Retro studios working on a new Donkey Kong?
What is this
I don't even
What is this
I don't even
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Re: E3 motherfuckers.
A lot of Goldeneye love is a mix of nostalgia and college drunkeness. The game isn't bad as an FPS, but what made it special was it was on a console and also...not a bad port(god Doom was blech). So add it all together and you get nostalgia on Final Fantasy VII levels.
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3DS fuck yeah.
PSP+ graphics, Widescreen upper screen in 3D, touch screen lower screen (normal width). 2 cameras on the outisde, soo you can take photos in 3D. 3D movie streaming services. Motion control/gyroscope included.
PSP+ graphics, Widescreen upper screen in 3D, touch screen lower screen (normal width). 2 cameras on the outisde, soo you can take photos in 3D. 3D movie streaming services. Motion control/gyroscope included.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'