E3 motherfuckers.
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Any sign of StarFox Wii?
"No, no, no, no! Light speed's too slow! Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... Ludicrous speed!"
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The other day I had a dream where Retro were making a new Metroid Prime.adam_grif wrote:Retro studios working on a new Donkey Kong?
What is this
I don't even
But this is what sees the light of day? I hate reality.
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Well, at least the Other M looks good, at least IMO. Can't go wrong with classic-style Metroid.
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HAHA OH MY GOD>
3DS IS GETTING A SAINTS ROW PORT, AND KONAMI WITH METAL GEAR SOLID.
EDIT:
Oh and Resident Evil apparently. And Kingdom hearts.
3DS IS GETTING A SAINTS ROW PORT, AND KONAMI WITH METAL GEAR SOLID.
EDIT:
Oh and Resident Evil apparently. And Kingdom hearts.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Whut?adam_grif wrote:3DS IS GETTING A SAINTS ROW PORT
Get back to work on Saints Row 3, lazy bitches!
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Damn boy. Dozens of demonstrators (Read: models) walked out on stage holding 3DS'. Giving them to people in the theater. Reggie, you dog.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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WTF, Muse is playing now.
Not the real one obviously.
Not the real one obviously.
What if this IS SR3?Whut?
Get back to work on Saints Row 3, lazy bitches!
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Then I'd die a little inside @_@adam_grif wrote:What if this IS SR3?
"No it's just Anacrap coming to whine and do nothing." -Mike Nelson on Anakin Skywalker
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NeoGAF has gone down from the traffic overload. And nothing of value was lost.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Is this legit?
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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It would seem so.adam_grif wrote: Is this legit?
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Nintendo has screenshots of most of these on their web site.
A few choice ones:
There's also some shots of MGS.
A few choice ones:
There's also some shots of MGS.
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Back in the day, I thought that Chaos Theory DS would rock. It didn't. But maybe now Chaos Theory 3DS Will 
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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I want to get it right away, but they're obviously going to release a few more versions of it. I sure as hell am glad I didn't get a DS until the DS lite was released.
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I'm still running my DS phat. The little handheld that could...I want to get it right away, but they're obviously going to release a few more versions of it. I sure as hell am glad I didn't get a DS until the DS lite was released.
The DS Lite came out in 2006, ~2 years after initial release. Then another 2 years later, the DSi. It's going to boil down to this - yes, they certainly will come out with revisions, but is it worth waiting 2 years for them?
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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If the Ace Attorney franchise continues, I would love to see OBJECTION!!! in 3D.
Downward fucking dog! ~ Travis Touchdown
Re: E3 motherfuckers.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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As impressive as that was, isn't the 3DS missing something? Specifically for that game. *hint* *hint* what was the PSP's biggest mistake?adam_grif wrote:Metal Gear Solid 3D - Snake Eater
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Are you referring to the lack of a second analog stick? If so I kind of agree, but at least the DS has the "touch screen acting as poor man's mouse" functionality, if they enable it.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Oh, I see they are keeping the stylus, I didn't see it the video so I forgot about it. Eh, they're good.adam_grif wrote:Are you referring to the lack of a second analog stick? If so I kind of agree, but at least the DS has the "touch screen acting as poor man's mouse" functionality, if they enable it.
Downward fucking dog! ~ Travis Touchdown
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Hahahaha, whiny dickslaps that complain about how Rockband or Guitar Hero sucks because you're not playing a real instrument can go jump off a cliff now.
http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/16/rock ... tual-guit/
http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/16/rock ... tual-guit/
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Just wait for people to start calling those who don't 'graduate' to 'real' guitars 'failures'.
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I saw that show today and that was fucking awesome. It was a fucking real guitar!General Zod wrote:Hahahaha, whiny dickslaps that complain about how Rockband or Guitar Hero sucks because you're not playing a real instrument can go jump off a cliff now.
http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/16/rock ... tual-guit/
Oh, and I also got to play some SWTOR. It really is like KOTOR and WOW combined.
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Har har har.General Zod wrote:Hahahaha, whiny dickslaps that complain about how Rockband or Guitar Hero sucks because you're not playing a real instrument can go jump off a cliff now.
http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/16/rock ... tual-guit/
I guess it's an improvement.
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Hang on, I already own a Squier, will I be able to use this?
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