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Montcalm wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:As an aside....if you really want to scew with psychologist people...try and only answer with simpsons quotes....
Good idea: knife goes in guts come out knife goes in guts come out. :mrgreen:
*gets out the guns and points them at the thread*
Homer is another great one...though Bart and Lisa are good too....

I originally did this because I got fed up of talking to people who knew less than I did.....when you are the one explaining cognitive behavioural models to the psych people its time to take a step back and re-evaluate....
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theheap wrote:so many good characters. I like Moe "When i find you im gonna rip your eye balls out of their sockets and shove them down the back of your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you"
"Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat."
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There are so many! I cant pick! :) Here is a list of characters that comes to mind.

Troy McClure: He is so fun to inmitate. "Hi! Im Troy McClure!"

Lionel Hutz: Dumbass attorney.

Chief Wiggum: "Some crazy Chinese people said it was New Years in February"

Milhouse: "This is where I come to cry"
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Dr Nick!

"Hello Everybody!"
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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Sideshow Bob,Sideshow Mel,Krusty,Jimbo,Rainier Wolfcastle,Kent Brockman,Barney,Carl,Lenny,Bumblebee man,Sherry and Terry,Dr Hibbert,Edna Crabapple thats all i have for now.
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Buggerit they are all great!
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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Keevan_Colton wrote:Dr Nick!

"Hello Everybody!"
Hi Dr. Nick! :P

oh and here is a pleasant thought...the comic store guy downloading janeway porn! :twisted:
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Dr Nick!

"Hello Everybody!"
Hi Dr. Nick! :P

oh and here is a pleasant thought...the comic store guy downloading janeway porn! :twisted:
Do you want to scare the living shit out of us. :x
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Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Dr Nick!

"Hello Everybody!"
Hi Dr. Nick! :P

oh and here is a pleasant thought...the comic store guy downloading janeway porn! :twisted:
Do you want to scare the living shit out of us. :x
i shit you not! it happened! it was the episode that Homer started an internet company with a typewriter, rolodex and pencil holder. i laughed my ass off!
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*feels the repressed memories surfacing*
Damn you!
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote: Hi Dr. Nick! :P

oh and here is a pleasant thought...the comic store guy downloading janeway porn! :twisted:
Do you want to scare the living shit out of us. :x
i shit you not! it happened! it was the episode that Homer started an internet company with a typewriter, rolodex and pencil holder. i laughed my ass off!
I remember that episode i had that part out of my head thanks to you its back :shock:
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Oh, please. Like a one second Janeway porn joke is worse than seeing Comic Book Guy and Agnes Skinner actually in bed together.
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RedImperator wrote:Oh, please. Like a one second Janeway porn joke is worse than seeing Comic Book Guy and Agnes Skinner actually in bed together.
ARGH now i`m gonna puke.
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RedImperator wrote:Oh, please. Like a one second Janeway porn joke is worse than seeing Comic Book Guy and Agnes Skinner actually in bed together.
Or Burn's getting out of the shower.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about Dr. Colossus and his Colosso-Boots??

Or, for that matter, Dr. Frink??

And, of course, the Comic Bookstore Guy!
He is the worst side character ever! :D
Which one?? Colossus?? Frink?? Comic Bookstore Guy???

I actually like Comic Bookstore Guy.... maybe because I'm a lot like him.
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This is hard....aw, what the hell. I like all of them. :D
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Knife wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about Dr. Colossus and his Colosso-Boots??

Or, for that matter, Dr. Frink??

And, of course, the Comic Bookstore Guy!
He is the worst side character ever! :D
Which one?? Colossus?? Frink?? Comic Bookstore Guy???

I actually like Comic Bookstore Guy.... maybe because I'm a lot like him.
Because you`re fat and download janeway porn from the internet :mrgreen:
(But aquaman you can`t marry a woman without gills you`re from two different world.....oh i`ve wasted my life)
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Knife wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about Dr. Colossus and his Colosso-Boots??

Or, for that matter, Dr. Frink??

And, of course, the Comic Bookstore Guy!
He is the worst side character ever! :D
Which one?? Colossus?? Frink?? Comic Bookstore Guy???

I actually like Comic Bookstore Guy.... maybe because I'm a lot like him.
Twas a joke. :P
He is the worst side character ever!
Is this not, the comic book guy's line?
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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"IUD is defined as 'Love springs internal' hehehe....I dont get it...." - Homer

One I must mention to my gf....
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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Surly of the Seven Duffs - "Surly only looks out for one guy. Surly."

Prof. Frink (Hmm Hay) You gotta love those Frinkahedrons.

Moe - "I'm more of a well-wisher. In that I don't wish you any specific harm."

Who doesn't love Ralph Wiggim - "That's the rock where I met the leprachan. He tells me to burn things!"
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"Zeppelin Rules!!!!!!" -otto the bus drives as he floats out to sea
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We`re a bunch of Simpson freak. :lol:
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Mark S wrote: Who doesn't love Ralph Wiggim - "That's the rock where I met the leprachan. He tells me to burn things!"
That has got to be the best line ever from that show! :lol:

did you ever see the one where homer had to catch the leprechaun to undo the gypsy curse by pouring lucky charms into a pit? lol
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Knife wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Knife wrote: He is the worst side character ever! :D
Which one?? Colossus?? Frink?? Comic Bookstore Guy???

I actually like Comic Bookstore Guy.... maybe because I'm a lot like him.
Twas a joke. :P
He is the worst side character ever!

Is this not, the comic book guy's line?
Actually he goes, "Worst ________ ever." No, "he is the."
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Mark S wrote: Who doesn't love Ralph Wiggim - "That's the rock where I met the leprachan. He tells me to burn things!"
That has got to be the best line ever from that show! :lol:

did you ever see the one where homer had to catch the leprechaun to undo the gypsy curse by pouring lucky charms into a pit? lol
"Maybe you have to sic the leprechaun on the gypsy?" - Bart
"Or Jesus....he's like 10 leprechauns." - Lenny or Carl...I cant remember which....
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